cuntact

making ceritifiable contact with the cunt
He went in for the landing, but she didnt even let him make cuntact.

Jim had been wanting to fuck Sara forever, the time now had finally come....for first cuntact.
by R. Shah January 24, 2006
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cuntact

An acquaintance , colleague or 'contact' that is in fact, a cunt.
'Dave's looking for some free tickets to that gig tomorrow night - u have any connections?'

'I do know John yeah, but to be honest, he's a bit of a cuntact'
by kissmeimpeaking September 30, 2011
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cuntact

Cuntact is unwanted or undesirable contact, as done by one who "cunts" the cuntacted party.
Can you pick up some Off Deep Woods brand insect repellent while youre out? The mosquitoes are still getting inside and making cuntact.
by robotlegcommando July 28, 2011
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Cuntact

When your path crosses with that bitch in the office despite your best avoidance tactics.
"Even though I ducked into the storeroom I still had cuntact with you you-know-who."

"No way that was the third cuntact with Julia this week!"
by Kat'O9 April 28, 2022
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enemy cuntact

Enemy cuntact is a procedure word used in any situations that require target handling such as automobile water strafing, balloon artillery, paintball assault, object throwing, and other such ultralight combat.
"Enemy cuntact car full of jocks windows down windows down."

"Target pwned and bwned. He's flippin a bitch."
by robotlegcommando October 19, 2011
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