Definitions by DAVnCHAINS

escalator parrot

A person that gets right behind you when on an escalator.

God I felt like a pirate going down the escalator with that escalator parrot over my shoulder.

escalator parrot by DAVnCHAINS April 22, 2018

Eleventy 

An exaggerated number to suggest someone has too many of something.

Waiting for my girlfriend to get ready takes an eternity when she’s got eleventy shoes to choose from!

Eleventy by DAVnCHAINS April 22, 2018

FOXed 

Fucking something up, like a World Series broadcast.

Everything was going great until Bill came over and FOXed everything up!

FOXed by DAVnCHAINS December 28, 2015

Barithmetic 

The math a younger girl does when she meets an older guy in a bar, where she finds how old she was when you were her age.

I'm too old to meet women in bars anymore, I don't need there barithmetic, making me feel older than I am!

Barithmetic by DAVnCHAINS March 31, 2015

Beaver Fever 

When a straight woman ends up fucking another woman.

Dude I saw your ex-girlfriend with Stacey, she got the Beaver Fever!!

Beaver Fever by DAVnCHAINS February 20, 2015

Midgician 

A midget that is a magician.

Hey do you want to go to the circus? I hear they have a midgician performing.

Midgician by DAVnCHAINS January 12, 2015

Coin-operated 

A whore, prostitute or anyone that accepts money for sex.

Hey man did you see that girl? I'm all over that!

Don't go falling in love she looks like she's coin-operated.

Coin-operated by DAVnCHAINS April 19, 2014