Cuntstipated

(noun) - When a bitch or cunt is out of character by being nice.

Suzie is being really nice, maybe she's changed.

No she didn't she's just cuntstipated.

by DAVnCHAINS December 07, 2010

Beaver Fever

When a straight woman ends up fucking another woman.

Dude I saw your ex-girlfriend with Stacey, she got the Beaver Fever!!

by DAVnCHAINS February 20, 2015

escalator parrot

A person that gets right behind you when on an escalator.

God I felt like a pirate going down the escalator with that escalator parrot over my shoulder.

by DAVnCHAINS December 27, 2017

Exhaustipated

The problem of being so tired that you cannot fall asleep.

Dude, I got like 2 hours of sleep last night, hopefully when I get out of work I wont be too exhaustipated to go to bed.

by DAVnCHAINS December 27, 2013

cuntract

being in a relationship; having a girlfriend.

Hey Mike you coming to the party tonight? Jimmy's bringing some girls that are down to party. Why you offering me this? You know I'm under cuntract.

by DAVnCHAINS July 30, 2013

Midgician

A midget that is a magician.

Hey do you want to go to the circus? I hear they have a midgician performing.

by DAVnCHAINS January 12, 2015

FOXed

Fucking something up, like a World Series broadcast.

Everything was going great until Bill came over and FOXed everything up!

by DAVnCHAINS October 29, 2015