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Hey Mike you coming to the party tonight? Jimmy's bringing some girls that are down to party. Why you offering me this? You know I'm under cuntract.
by DAVnCHAINS July 30, 2013
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A cross between cunt and contract, generally used to express the only reason a particular loser would get some:
She hooked up with Ben? Damn, what kind of cuntract did she sign?
by Tim November 18, 2003
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