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cuntortionist 

A woman who uses her vagina or other orifices to hold sway over someone, or provide leverage that situations will play out in her favor.
She is such a cuntortionist. First it was withholding sex from her boyfriend because he didn't stop playing Skyrim the moment she told him to and now she's promising sex if he buys her that ridiculous car she wants.
cuntortionist by Ephemily December 30, 2013

Expansionist and Contractionist Spacetime Theory

A cosmological framework that treats the universe’s large‑scale expansion and potential future contraction not as passive consequences of initial conditions but as active, competing principles. Expansionist forces (dark energy, inflation) push spacetime outward, increasing distances and diluting matter; contractionist forces (gravity, dark matter) pull it inward, potentially leading to a “Big Crunch.” The theory models the history and future of the cosmos as a dynamic tension between these two tendencies, with possible cyclic phases. It also explores local variations—regions that expand while others contract—and the implications for structure formation and the ultimate fate of the universe.
Example: “Expansionist and contractionist spacetime theory suggested that our universe might be just one bubble in a foam where some bubbles expand forever and others collapse—eternal tension, eternal renewal.”

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026