A paid companion that will, with the proper inducements i.e. material compensation, perform acts of sexual pleasure, or perversion depending on the agreed upon dollar amount. As a rule certain pay-platforms like Venmo are used for the transfer of funds, sometimes through a straw purchaser.
After the coke orgy, Joel Venmoed Megan $500 for "ass" after getting that exact amount from Matt exactly 30 minutes before. She is the consummate sexcort.
by Kat'O9 April 23, 2022
A back and forth with an automated response algorithm either over text or through a chat window to customer support.
Wow that deranged GOP bot sure is consistent! It's sure fun to troll the orange mutant and his kids through the text bot. It picks up basic profanity but you can get really creative and have some fun with the botversation !
Man I thought I had a person on the chat bubble. It took me ten messages to realize it was actually a botversation.
Man I thought I had a person on the chat bubble. It took me ten messages to realize it was actually a botversation.
by Kat'O9 April 04, 2022
An accurate age assessment of a drug user. Much like dog years, the aging process is accelerated in the blue pill smoking crowd following an approximate 3-1 ratio.
Mike's been chasing the dragon for so long now -- he's 31 but he's really like 90 in fentanyl years.
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My mom's crazy sister is coming - she doesn't 'believe in' the pandemic. She's a total Auntie-Vaxer.
by Kat'O9 November 03, 2021
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