Definitions by Kat'O9
Cuntam mechanics
The mystifying nebulous other-world of trying to figure out relationship challenges with a member of the female sex that is not playing nice.
Cuntam mechanics by Kat'O9 June 17, 2026
Fuckyougoogle
The exasperated word that organically pops out of everyones mouth when trying to reset a google password to a device you fucking own, on a Wi-Fi you fucking own, for no fucking reason other than Fuckyougoogle.
FUCKYOUGOOGLE!
Fuckyougoogle by Kat'O9 June 15, 2026
Methtronome
An individual that can't stop fidgeting while either actively using or suffering from not using methamphetamine. A vibrating tweaker.
Never seen such a methtronome man did you see that guys leg? It was like quadruple time in that chair at back of the meeting from that 24 hour chipper man.
Methtronome by Kat'O9 September 14, 2025
Methlympics
Any inter-disciplinary sporting event engaged in by tweakers including but not limited to running in traffic, random front yard wind sprints, cold-weather calisthenics, arm flapping, ready-set-go iterations, or other general physical activity as a result of methamphetamine abuse.
Damn did you see The Screamer and Meth Head Mike warming up today? They are gold medalist in the Methlympics.
Methlympics by Kat'O9 September 14, 2025
Meth Chi
The drug induced involuntary meditative practice related to the eastern movement of Tai Chi now globally pervasive wherever methamphetamine is consumed. Linked to the mindful inhalation of burning drugs, Meth Chi is responsible for all sorts of antics to the delight of neighbors and travelers alike in Tempe Arizona.
Cuck Cuck Go
If you want to see something new to add to your 'to-do me list' just type 'snowball' into Cuck Cuck Go and see what's trending.
Cuck Cuck Go by Kat'O9 July 20, 2025