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booklimia

A reading disorder characterized by regular bouts of buying binges and overreading followed by sudden large donation purges to the local library.
Kat enabled Travis' booklimia by gifting him a novel and three works of historical non-fiction for Christmas.
by Kat'O9 December 13, 2022
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Cuck Cuck Go

A search engine optimized for shame-based humiliation sex.
If you want to see something new to add to your 'to-do me list' just type 'snowball' into Cuck Cuck Go and see what's trending.
by Kat'O9 July 20, 2025
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alvin bragging

The well-concealed cockiness of someone (like a public prosecutor) when felony grand jury indictments come back for a former president.
"Did you see Alvin Bragging on the TV when that orange clown came down and got fingerprinted? Man he looked WHIPPED when he croaked out 'not guilty.... his collar was all stained and shit, his wife was nowhere to be seen... he was ass kicked for sure"

"Don't think you caught me cheating with a porn star or anything -- ain't no Alvin Bragging goin' on here today!"
by Kat'O9 April 7, 2023
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Blockuments

Any incriminating record showing conspiracy that a January 6th faketriot refuses to turn over.
Despite initially cooperating with the request to share information, Mark Meadows pivoted and classified all of his records as blockuments.
by Kat'O9 January 22, 2022
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Single use plastic

The descriptive phrase applied to bottle bitches because of their fillers, silicon, and discardable status after the night is over.
Ivanka is so single use plastic. Can't believe she showed up at the lounge with that runny nose pretending it was just Covid. What a bottle bitch.
by Kat'O9 April 23, 2022
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boozepa

The designated alcohol wrangler on an outing; One who is in charge of the libations and carries them to remote party destinations. Booze+Sherpa.
Kathy was the ultimate Boozepa in high school -- did you smell the booze leaking out of her duffel bag on the way to the student exchange weekend that one time? Holy crap the whole bus stank like Long Island Iced Tea in there, sloshing around as we went up and down the hills. (Sighs) We lost a couple of good handles that day.
by Kat'O9 January 15, 2024
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fentanyl years

An accurate age assessment of a drug user. Much like dog years, the aging process is accelerated in the blue pill smoking crowd following an approximate 3-1 ratio.
Mike's been chasing the dragon for so long now -- he's 31 but he's really like 90 in fentanyl years.
by Kat'O9 January 19, 2025
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