cuntpacity

The volume supported by one's closed cunt.

"She had a rather large cuntpacity, i'd say about 7 plump hot dogs"

by Dinnertime October 9, 2013

cuntacity

cunt·ac·i·ty (kunt’·as·i·tē), n. 1. extreme bitchiness or cuntlike mean-spiritedness, especially with selfishly arrogant disregard for the emotional or physical safety of others, conventional thought, or other established societal restrictions. 2. actual or potential ability to behave in a bitchy or cuntlike fashion.

1. Her foul-mouthed cuntacity and poor treatment of (insert spouse’s name) shocked even the people barely able tolerate her under normal circumstances. 2. She displays the astounding cuntacity of a rabid premenstrual wolverine.

by Waylon Dowd February 10, 2017

Cumpacity

The amount of cum a given person can hold in their mouth (or any given orifice) at one time.

Her mouth has a very good cumpacity. I blew two loads in there!

by Ninja Amber August 28, 2011

Maximum Cumpacity

When you have had sex (or jerked off) so many times in one day that you lose the ability to have another orgasm.

Last night they had a Jenna Jamison marathon on pay-per-view porn. I beat off so many times, I reached my maximum cumpacity!

by Fruitless Choad September 29, 2006

catpacity

n., pl., adj. - When a place or area has reached the maximum limit of cats it can withstand, often resulting in the owner and/or visitors to go mentally insane.

ex. 1 - This place has hit catpacity, it's time to start a chinese buffet!

ex. 2 - Ever since I reached catpacity, I've been maneuvering around my house by crowd surfing on cats.

by catpacity August 11, 2011

cunticity

The defining state of being a cunt- as in "how big?"...

Cunticity can be defined by common or esoteric measurement. Most commonly involves black holes, lengths of rope and "two by four" pieces of lumber, used for temporary shoring...

by Mr. Gas October 31, 2009

Cumpacity

The amount of cum in which one can take

She is a slut, her cumpacity level is very high

by Mrspencer November 13, 2015