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cuntpacity 

The volume supported by one's closed cunt.
"She had a rather large cuntpacity, i'd say about 7 plump hot dogs"
cuntpacity by Dinnertime October 9, 2013
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cuntacity 

cunt·ac·i·ty (kunt’·as·i·tē), n. 1. extreme bitchiness or cuntlike mean-spiritedness, especially with selfishly arrogant disregard for the emotional or physical safety of others, conventional thought, or other established societal restrictions. 2. actual or potential ability to behave in a bitchy or cuntlike fashion.
1. Her foul-mouthed cuntacity and poor treatment of (insert spouse’s name) shocked even the people barely able tolerate her under normal circumstances. 2. She displays the astounding cuntacity of a rabid premenstrual wolverine.
cuntacity by Waylon Dowd February 10, 2017

Cumpacity 

The amount of cum a given person can hold in their mouth (or any given orifice) at one time.
Her mouth has a very good cumpacity. I blew two loads in there!
Cumpacity by Ninja Amber August 28, 2011

Maximum Cumpacity

When you have had sex (or jerked off) so many times in one day that you lose the ability to have another orgasm.
Last night they had a Jenna Jamison marathon on pay-per-view porn. I beat off so many times, I reached my maximum cumpacity!
Maximum Cumpacity by Fruitless Choad September 29, 2006

catpacity 

n., pl., adj. - When a place or area has reached the maximum limit of cats it can withstand, often resulting in the owner and/or visitors to go mentally insane.
ex. 1 - This place has hit catpacity, it's time to start a chinese buffet!

ex. 2 - Ever since I reached catpacity, I've been maneuvering around my house by crowd surfing on cats.
catpacity by catpacity August 11, 2011

cunticity 

The defining state of being a cunt- as in "how big?"...
Cunticity can be defined by common or esoteric measurement. Most commonly involves black holes, lengths of rope and "two by four" pieces of lumber, used for temporary shoring...
cunticity by Mr. Gas October 31, 2009

Cumpacity 

The amount of cum in which one can take
She is a slut, her cumpacity level is very high
Cumpacity by Mrspencer November 13, 2015
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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