cumpax

the name given to a tampon when used to soak up semen after sexual intercourse

"that was a big load. I may need a cumpax to stop a leak"

by beanbag1 January 5, 2012

Cumpany

a word which only cool people use to describe sperm banks.

Bro, i went to the Cumpany so i can donate my cum.

by Anonymous L. February 25, 2020

Cumpanion

A person you associate with stricly for carnal pleasures, there is never talk of commitment or relationship issues

Sam: Hey isn't that the girl you met downtown a couple months ago ?

Joe: Yep, we run into each other every couple of weeks and always end up bumpin' uglies... She is my all-time favorite "Cumpanion", I don't even know her last name !

by damagicman63 March 25, 2010

cumpatible

Sexually well-suited.

The size, shape, length, width, and girth of my fully erect penis, coupled with the undulating, tight-gripping spaciousness of her well-lubricated vagina make us totally cumpatible.

by buttfinger November 30, 2013

Cumpanion

A mail order bride whose sperm count is significantly much higher than her husband's.

Well gee golly shucks...My cumpanion is always on her period when she visits me once a month.

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Cumpaper

When somebody gets a piece of paper and wraps it around their penis to cum into it

Eww I found Johns Cumpaper!

by Yoadseem August 21, 2020

Alexandru Cumpănasu

Our God,with the biggest dick in the world,the best fucker

Alexandru Cumpănasu si-a dat upgrade la ciocan

by Karmanigger69 March 2, 2021