CUMPARE
CUMPARE by Federico Iussig Zuliani May 11, 2007
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cumpare
TECHNICAL FORMAL MATHEMATICS
1. make (someone) ready or able to do or deal with cum:
"the dermatologist cumpared cleaners after a failed experiment to create a new skin care product"
BRITISH THEOLOGICAL
2. make cum ready for cooking or eating:
"they were cumparing for the specil occasion"
ORGIN
from late Middle English: a nonce word of unknown orgin
1. make (someone) ready or able to do or deal with cum:
"the dermatologist cumpared cleaners after a failed experiment to create a new skin care product"
BRITISH THEOLOGICAL
2. make cum ready for cooking or eating:
"they were cumparing for the specil occasion"
ORGIN
from late Middle English: a nonce word of unknown orgin
"the dermatologist cumpared cleaners after a failed experiment to create a new skin care product" "they were cumparing for the specil occasion"
cumpare by pseudonym handler April 5, 2023
Cumpire
Cumpire by Trymeladiez October 21, 2010
Go Compare
Probably the world's most annoying TV advert! It features a fat opera singer singing the words "Go Compare" to the tune of "Over There."
They are trying to advertise a car insurance price comparison site but I fail to see what this crap has to do with that.
It was also voted the most irritating advert of 2009 and at the rate this is going it'll probably get that title in 2010!
They are trying to advertise a car insurance price comparison site but I fail to see what this crap has to do with that.
It was also voted the most irritating advert of 2009 and at the rate this is going it'll probably get that title in 2010!
Singer: "Go Compare, Go Compaaaare!"
Guy watching TV: *grabs remote and hits the mute button* "SHUT THE HELL UP!!"
Guy watching TV: *grabs remote and hits the mute button* "SHUT THE HELL UP!!"
Go Compare by I H8 GoCompare April 25, 2010
Compare People
An evil Facebook application that at first seems like fun, however it sends you weekly E-mails telling you how much better everyone else is then you.
Guy 1:Hey, I got an E-Mail for Compare People...YES #2 most desirable to date.
Guy 2: lets see....I got #13 most absentee....I hate my life....
Guy 2: lets see....I got #13 most absentee....I hate my life....
Compare People by Alix McQ April 4, 2009
Cumpire
Women or men who love to swallow sperm or even drink it from a glass. Some believe sperm to be the true fountain of youth and immortality.
Say your gettin' a really good blowjob and when you finally jizz it gets on your hand and all over her face. If she's a true cumpire she'll lick your fingers clean and wipe her face off with her hand and lick it all off and she may even suck your buddy's dick just to get a taste of more hot sticky cum.
Cumpire by Brim-Stroker May 1, 2006