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Cummaxxing 

The act in which a person attempts to meet all of their dietary and nutritional needs via the ingestion of exclusively human semen. Some have asserted that one would need to around 400 cum shots daily in order to survive. Contraptions necessary to achieve such cum levels require multiple men jerking off into a giant funnel and the cum recipient sitting or standing below the funnel.
"Want to go to the movies this weekend?"
"No thanks, I am cummaxxing. I don't have time."
"Oh."
Cummaxxing by Rock the Stage April 18, 2023
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chudmaxxing 

When a chud is in a political conversation and they are going full extremist or coping.
Chud: “Germanic Europe includes Celtic people and all Northern Europeans that were part of the original aryan race”

Normal person: “you don’t know what the fuck your talking about your chudmaxxing”

cumsmaxxing 

when you are fed up of NNN and jerk your brains out.
my bro so filled up, he bout to go fro em cumsmaxxing
cumsmaxxing by anonymous January 26, 2024

Cum Maxxing 

The act of taking supplements to improve one's semen volume. Other goals include increasing precum and ejaculation force and velocity. Also known as Load Boost or Load Boosting.
I've been cum maxxing with load boost for 3 weeks now and could drown a unicorn with a single blast.
Cum Maxxing by FlamingGuts September 18, 2025

Cummazing 

Something so amazing, you just had to jerk off to it
bro that photo was cummazing!
Cummazing by TomokoDork July 22, 2023

Cogmaxxing 

To enthusiastically participate in low paid labor positions.
Alex doesn’t even call off work when he’s sick, he’s cogmaxxing.
Cogmaxxing by FreshConk December 20, 2023

cutemaxxing 

cutemaxxing describes the act of increasing ones cuteness through various means
(more often used to refer to animals)
Tim:"Look Herny, Nuclear Bomb is cutemaxxing!"
Henry:"Aaaaww, he's so adorable."
cutemaxxing by gatoenthusiast February 22, 2024