Cummaxxing

The act in which a person attempts to meet all of their dietary and nutritional needs via the ingestion of exclusively human semen. Some have asserted that one would need to around 400 cum shots daily in order to survive. Contraptions necessary to achieve such cum levels require multiple men jerking off into a giant funnel and the cum recipient sitting or standing below the funnel.

"Want to go to the movies this weekend?"
"No thanks, I am cummaxxing. I don't have time."
"Oh."

by Rock the Stage April 18, 2023

chudmaxxing

When a chud is in a political conversation and they are going full extremist or coping.

Chud: “Germanic Europe includes Celtic people and all Northern Europeans that were part of the original aryan race”

Normal person: “you don’t know what the fuck your talking about your chudmaxxing”

by NotAnnaNotAnna July 9, 2023

cumsmaxxing

when you are fed up of NNN and jerk your brains out.

my bro so filled up, he bout to go fro em cumsmaxxing

by anonymous January 26, 2024

Cum Maxxing

The act of taking supplements to improve one's semen volume. Other goals include increasing precum and ejaculation force and velocity. Also known as Load Boost or Load Boosting.

I've been cum maxxing with load boost for 3 weeks now and could drown a unicorn with a single blast.

by FlamingGuts September 18, 2025

Cummazing

Something so amazing, you just had to jerk off to it

bro that photo was cummazing!

by TomokoDork July 22, 2023

Cogmaxxing

To enthusiastically participate in low paid labor positions.

Alex doesn’t even call off work when he’s sick, he’s cogmaxxing.

by FreshConk December 20, 2023

cutemaxxing

cutemaxxing describes the act of increasing ones cuteness through various means
(more often used to refer to animals)

Tim:"Look Herny, Nuclear Bomb is cutemaxxing!"
Henry:"Aaaaww, he's so adorable."

by gatoenthusiast February 22, 2024