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Cumpany

a word which only cool people use to describe sperm banks.
Bro, i went to the Cumpany so i can donate my cum.
by Anonymous L. February 25, 2020
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Cumpany

When somebody, such as a friend with benefits, comes to visit you and give you sex, because you are lonely and bored.
Little Lord WTF?: "I'm bored."
Friend: "Want me to come and keep you company... or perhaps CUMpany?"
Little Lord WTF? "Naughty, naughty. Yes, Yes.
by LittleLordWTF? May 17, 2011
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Black Company

this refers to a business that gives it's employees low salaries and no pay for overtime while requiring long working hours and with little to no days offs. these companies are also known for allowing several kinds of harassment of employees while working there.

the term originated from japan and gained traction outside of it with the rise of the net.
"I don't think you should work there as I heard 'fake company name' is a black company. you should work at 'super fake company' instead"
by grass_head October 19, 2021
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amy's baking company

A terrible restaurant run by an angry Arabian and a psycho blonde. Made famous by Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares. Closed down a while ago so don't even think about going.
"That restaurant made Amy's Baking company look like fine dining!!!
by LORD OF THE YEET November 26, 2018
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multi-dollar company

A company that, despite making millions of dollars every year, cannot seem to fix glaring issues with their product. Similar to small indie dev.
Player 1:"Have you seen how broken balance druids are in wow? I died in two seconds! Pvp is in a miserable state right now"
Player 2:"Yeah blizzard is a multi-dollar company and can't afford to pay for a pvp balance team."
by FeelsSadgeMan January 15, 2021
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Clumpany

Primarily the merging of boundaries in company law and common parlance to fictitiously allow a football club to be "saved out of administration" by means of not agreeing a CVA (Creditors Voluntary Agreement) and thereafter liquidation. The Clumpany is formed out of a deep fear of facing reality that your football club is dead and a new Holding Company (HoldingCo) emerges having purchased the assets (NOT THE CLUB)

The Clumpany has become popular method of breaching all Insolvency Laws, Football Association Rules, Articles of Association and offering the brass neck (see Sevconium) to stiff creditors claiming a continuation of the previous football business.
by Propa_Gander August 20, 2013
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Fean and Company

A well needed brand of skin care products for guys. Popular in California.
Example #1: Dude, you smell like a stink wrinkle. Please go Fean wash before we go out!

Example #2: Hey man, your lips look like a dead Tortoises’ asshole. You need some Fean and company lip Balm bad!
by NeverWrong23 July 6, 2009
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