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Cumpatriot 

A person who takes pride or is patriotic of their semen's color,texture,taste,smell,density,load size,ejaculatory velocity,sperm count,accuracy etc. Basically someone who is in love with his semen and the act of ejaculating.
Bro #1-"Dude, Miles is such a cumpatriot"
Bro #2- " I know brah, he cant stop talking about his jack adventures, i bet he's in love with his hot foam"
Bro #1- "totes dawg, lets go taste each others brojuice"
Bro #2- "I'll get the big black dildos!"
Cumpatriot by a-dizzledawg September 20, 2009
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Cumpatriot 

One who masturbates during the playing of the Star Spangled Banner.
Aldo's grandmother caught him jacking off while watching Whitney Houston's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner during SuperBowl XXV. Aldo is a true cumpatriot.
Cumpatriot by The BS Express January 23, 2022
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compatriot 

The Lewis and Clark Expedition was a journey of two compatriots exploring the unknown regions.
compatriot by Rico (D-Town) February 3, 2005

Compatriotism 

A group of Mel Gibsons, hanging out and being douches.
"hey man, look at that group of Mel Gibsons over there, drinking it up, painting their faces and bashing on Jews. It's a real sign of compatriotism"
Compatriotism by The King of Comic-Con September 20, 2009

compatriot 

2nd Definition:
A patriotic member of any service connected military group,
or military historical group. The form of address of
such members.
Compatriot (Name) distinguished the Color Guard Unit.
We are proud of the compatriot's service.
compatriot by Nicholas Howard November 9, 2007
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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