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Cumpatriot 

A person who takes pride or is patriotic of their semen's color,texture,taste,smell,density,load size,ejaculatory velocity,sperm count,accuracy etc. Basically someone who is in love with his semen and the act of ejaculating.
Bro #1-"Dude, Miles is such a cumpatriot"
Bro #2- " I know brah, he cant stop talking about his jack adventures, i bet he's in love with his hot foam"
Bro #1- "totes dawg, lets go taste each others brojuice"
Bro #2- "I'll get the big black dildos!"
Cumpatriot by a-dizzledawg September 20, 2009
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Cumpatriot 

One who masturbates during the playing of the Star Spangled Banner.
Aldo's grandmother caught him jacking off while watching Whitney Houston's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner during SuperBowl XXV. Aldo is a true cumpatriot.
Cumpatriot by The BS Express January 23, 2022
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compatriot 

The Lewis and Clark Expedition was a journey of two compatriots exploring the unknown regions.
compatriot by Rico (D-Town) February 3, 2005

Compatriotism 

A group of Mel Gibsons, hanging out and being douches.
"hey man, look at that group of Mel Gibsons over there, drinking it up, painting their faces and bashing on Jews. It's a real sign of compatriotism"
Compatriotism by The King of Comic-Con September 20, 2009

compatriot 

2nd Definition:
A patriotic member of any service connected military group,
or military historical group. The form of address of
such members.
Compatriot (Name) distinguished the Color Guard Unit.
We are proud of the compatriot's service.
compatriot by Nicholas Howard November 9, 2007

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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