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Cumpatriot 

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A person who takes pride or is patriotic of their semen's color,texture,taste,smell,density,load size,ejaculatory velocity,sperm count,accuracy etc. Basically someone who is in love with his semen and the act of ejaculating.
Bro #1-"Dude, Miles is such a cumpatriot"
Bro #2- " I know brah, he cant stop talking about his jack adventures, i bet he's in love with his hot foam"
Bro #1- "totes dawg, lets go taste each others brojuice"
Bro #2- "I'll get the big black dildos!"
Cumpatriot by a-dizzledawg September 20, 2009
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Cumpatriot 

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One who masturbates during the playing of the Star Spangled Banner.
Aldo's grandmother caught him jacking off while watching Whitney Houston's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner during SuperBowl XXV. Aldo is a true cumpatriot.
Cumpatriot by The BS Express January 23, 2022
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Related Words
Cumpatriot • compatriot • Compatriotism • cum parrot

compatriot 

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A fellow countryman.
The Lewis and Clark Expedition was a journey of two compatriots exploring the unknown regions.
compatriot by Rico (D-Town) February 3, 2005
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Compatriotism 

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A group of Mel Gibsons, hanging out and being douches.
"hey man, look at that group of Mel Gibsons over there, drinking it up, painting their faces and bashing on Jews. It's a real sign of compatriotism"
Compatriotism by The King of Comic-Con September 20, 2009

compatriot 

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2nd Definition:
A patriotic member of any service connected military group,
or military historical group. The form of address of
such members.
Compatriot (Name) distinguished the Color Guard Unit.
We are proud of the compatriot's service.
compatriot by Nicholas Howard November 9, 2007
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
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