Definitions by buttfinger

cuntrifugal force 

The force that tends to expel a thing or parts of a thing outward and away from a center of bitchiness.

No one wants to be around the bitch because of the mean strength of her cuntrifugal force.

cuntrifugal force by buttfinger December 9, 2013

doggonorrhea 

(comb. Doggone+Gonorrhea)
A mild expletive uttered after being diagnosed with a certain sexually transmitted disease.

Help me! I am a mid-19th century colloquialism with a treatable social disease! Doggonorrhea!

doggonorrhea by buttfinger December 9, 2013

Chlamydia Chowder 

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Split Herpes Soup)

"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious chlamydia chowder."

Chlamydia Chowder by buttfinger December 9, 2013

Split Herpes Soup 

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Chlamydia Chowder)

"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious split herpes soup."

Split Herpes Soup by buttfinger December 9, 2013

homophotogenic 

Suitable for being photographed or filmed for publication in gay-themed periodicals and pornographic movies.

"The director thought I was so homophotogenic that he immediately cast me in his production of 'Scrotomatic2: The Rejaculation'"

homophotogenic by buttfinger December 9, 2013

cumpatible

Sexually well-suited.

The size, shape, length, width, and girth of my fully erect penis, coupled with the undulating, tight-gripping spaciousness of her well-lubricated vagina make us totally cumpatible.

cumpatible by buttfinger November 30, 2013