buttfinger's definitions

cuntrifugal force

The force that tends to expel a thing or parts of a thing outward and away from a center of bitchiness.

No one wants to be around the bitch because of the mean strength of her cuntrifugal force.

by buttfinger December 9, 2013

Chlamydia Chowder

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Split Herpes Soup)

"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious chlamydia chowder."

by buttfinger December 9, 2013

Split Herpes Soup

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Chlamydia Chowder)

"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious split herpes soup."

by buttfinger December 9, 2013

homophotogenic

Suitable for being photographed or filmed for publication in gay-themed periodicals and pornographic movies.

"The director thought I was so homophotogenic that he immediately cast me in his production of 'Scrotomatic2: The Rejaculation'"

by buttfinger December 9, 2013

cumpatible

Sexually well-suited.

The size, shape, length, width, and girth of my fully erect penis, coupled with the undulating, tight-gripping spaciousness of her well-lubricated vagina make us totally cumpatible.

by buttfinger November 30, 2013

doggonorrhea

(comb. Doggone+Gonorrhea)
A mild expletive uttered after being diagnosed with a certain sexually transmitted disease.

Help me! I am a mid-19th century colloquialism with a treatable social disease! Doggonorrhea!

by buttfinger December 9, 2013