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cumpartment 

1) The abode or crib of anyone who thinks they are or tries to be a player. Usually only used by the person himself, who is also universally known as a fucktard.

2) A newly single or 'freshly moved out of his parents basement' boy's apartment. Never with a roommate.

3) Any part of a woman's anatomy that can be used for sex.
1) I totally took her back to my cumpartment for some serious head!

2) I can't wait to get out of this place and into a cumpartment of my own.

3) What a whore. She takes it in every cumpartment she's got!
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Cumpartment

A sexual apparatus that includes a compartment for cum
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compartmentalised traffic window 

Rush hour - this term is frequently used by members of FVS to describe rush hour traffic.
In order to implement a comprehensive traffic management programme, you must first assess the compartmentalised traffic windows.

CRAPartment 

A crappy apartment, or an apartment that needs a lot of work done to it to make it livable.
We live in a CRAPartment. We need to either really fix it up or move out.
CRAPartment by CRAPartment April 26, 2008

logic-tight compartment 

The all-too-human capacity of intellectually separating important, foundational , even life-defining beliefs onto a practical "thinking landscape" of very different measures of truth criteria.
OK, so he's a neurosurgeon and completely understands the science that dead brains can't form memories and that strokes damage the nervous system in very specific, predictable ways; yet he persists in maintaining that the bible is literal truth...clearly, he must be relying on some logic-tight compartments to avoid massive confirmation bias.

Victoria's Secret Compartment 

Hot stuff carrying better stuff.

Capable of holding items such as wallets, cellphones, cards, folded up notes, pouches, USB drives, iPads, laptops, bazookas, etc...
"Women have more hiding places than men."
— Meryl Silverburgh, Metal Gear Solid

That one time that one female friend of yours pickpocketed your car keys and as you were trying to get to them, she stuffs them right there.. in Victoria's Secret Compartment.

glove cuntpartment

a hinged storage area in a car, less prevalent since the advent of passenger airbags.
Hey Phil, could you please get the radar detector and FDs out of the glovecunt!
glove cuntpartment by andy1 May 30, 2005