cuckchuck

A sport practiced at most ivy league colleges where you throw some P.C. motherfucker into a river with a bag on his head.

Johnny sighed "I can't believe the professor gave me so much homework! I am going to miss the cuckchuck tonight!"

by Monty's Python May 5, 2017

Cumchuck

The act of involuntarily and immediately regurgitating cum all over a man’s penis during or directly after orgasm while attempting to swallow. This can happen from either a failed swallow or by the man’s penis being too deep (or being forced too deep) into the mouth of the person giving the blowjob.

Kate: I thought I had it, but when he started to cum he pushed in deeper and I couldn't hold it all and totally cumchucked back on his cock and bed.
Robin: Oh my God, was he pissed?
Kate: A little, but he was still in postcoital bliss, so he was cool with it.

by Kate Charlton February 15, 2008

cucksucker

A husband who either willingly or through humiliating coercion licks and sucks the cock of his wife's lover, immediately after he's watched them fuck, and her lover has shot his sperm inside her. The submissive act may also be preceded or followed by the husband's performing oral sex on his wife and consuming her lover's semen.

Mike was so excited by witnessing his wife Bonnie mate with Gary and experience multiple orgasms from his big cock, he enthusiastically licked and sucked Gary's cock clean afterwards. Mike had given in to becoming a shameless and depraved cucksucker.

When Bonnie realized her husband was a complete pussy-whipped wimp, she began bringing lovers home to fuck in their marriage bed. When Mike passively tolerated it, Bonnie and her more aggressive lovers began forcing Mike to watch, then to clean up the spermy mess they made of each other afterwards. Of course Mike was forced to clean up with his mouth, and became his wife's sperm-filled cunt eater and her lovers' cunt-covered cucksucker.

by July41944 July 31, 2009

Yuckchuck

The act of laughing and vomiting concurrently. Usually refers to vomiting caused by excessive laughter.

I walked in on the both of them, him on his back, leg in a cast, and she's on top of him giving him a Cleveland Steamroller!

I laughed so hard I yuckchucked!

by FarmerKC October 20, 2011

cumchuckle

Causing your partner to laugh while releasing semen into their mouth.

Tell a joke while she's sucking your dick and you may get yourself a good cumchuckle.

by Phr3d March 18, 2008

Cumchucks

Two old socks soaked with semen tied together with a used condom, used as a weapon.

Joe attacked the intruder with the cumchucks he keeps under his bed.

by rss1782 September 2, 2020

CUMCHUCKER

1. a HUGE cock that chucks cum.
2. someone who can always be depended on to fuck shit up.

Rod left the Superbowl tickets at home. He's such a cumchucker!

by Veruca330 April 20, 2008