Cockcheck

A man(barely) who thinks he is always right, has no cock(except for the one in his ass), and is usually intolerable in all aspects of his life.

Josh Vagisil aka Cockcheck

by Gavid February 24, 2009

cockneck

An insult to a person who's neck resembles a penis; The neck is generally of a man, thick in stature and having prominent well pronounced viens. The best example is when this type of neck is cleanly shaven and is met with a thick wall of chest hair.

Did you see the game on the weekend ? That new player has the best cockneck I have ever seen, you could set your watch to it.

by Cock Neck July 24, 2012

Cock Check Control

When you go to talk to a sexy girl but first you gotta check and control your fully erected penis.

I saw Natalie in school and I went to say hi but first had to pull a Cock Check Control procedure

by Gimaf November 23, 2012

Cockchalk

What the dried cum on your penis becomes if you don't clean it all off. May also be dried precum. (or a dirty cock)

I hate to wear black underwear because sometimes i have cockchalk and it marks my underwear up.

by agrafos April 26, 2010

Cockcheese

How does one explain cockcheese? Imagine twenty men, standing shoulder-to-shoulder in a group circle. Then, all of them whip out their dicks and masturbate for three consecutive hours. The juices all land in the middle of the circle, mixing into a puddle and eventually a giant mountain of cum. After the event is over, the residue is left on the floor for a few days. And, well, you know how milk becomes like cottage cheese if you leave it out in the open for a few days? Apply the same process, and will form a similar product with the same textures and a very delicious taste. There you have it, Cockcheese.

Afterwards, Cockcheese is often scooped and placed in separate containers, ready to be sold in stores. While most enjoy this most luxurious product plain, it often comes in different variations for the more adventurous types. There is, for example, Swiss Cockcheese in which the participating males stick their dicks in the material after the cottage cheese effect, thus forming holes for a more exotic design. Or for you activist mothers out there who don't want to consume a product with the harmful effects of pesticides from participating males, we have Organic Cockcheese for an extra $1.99.

by Dorr200789 December 28, 2009

cockchocolate

fecal matter left on one's penis after dirty anal sex.

"yeah, i just wiped my cockchocolate on her pillowcase..."

by tad dewberry January 9, 2014

cockcheese

Cheese found growing on between the foreskin and bellend. Also more generally used as an insult.

Yo momma is such a cockcheese.

by Dz wanks goats July 5, 2003