Steamroller

A weapon used for crushing/killing someone. Most effective when you drop it from mid air during stopped time.

I remember when a vampire dressed like a leprechaun sucked my granddad's blood and tried to flatten me with a Steamroller by dropping it on me from 20 feet in the air and proceeded to punch it while screaming "useless".

by Yee Yee 99 December 30, 2019

steamroller

A weed pipe that is made out of a cylinder open on both ends with a bowl on the top-back. The user covers the end with his hand, and sucks on the pipe until it all is filled with dense smoke, and then pulls off his hand to inhale it all in

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

steamroller

This is a pipe with the carb (choke) on the end opposite the mouthpiece, as opposed to on the side. The general idea is to get as haughty a hit as possible by holding a finger over the carb while lighting the bowl and sucking in until the chamber is full, then releasing your finger and inhaling to clear the chamber. Coughing and hacking may follow (expect it).

"After 2 hits from the steamroller I had to go to bed."

by sativamy July 2, 2004

Steamroller

An action typically used to wake up your friend/significant other/grandmother by rolling over them repeatedly while screaming "Steamroller!".

<guy 1> "He won't get out of bed"
<guy 2> "OK, I'll take care of it"
<guy 2> from other room - "STEAMROLLER!"
<sleeping guy> - "what the fuck!"

by bag'o'scott July 14, 2009

steamroller

the sexual act of dumping on your partners chest then rubbing it around with your ass

Jon: Do you smell that?
Steve: ya it smells like Lucy gave Alex a steamroller.
Jon: aw!! In my ROOM!!!

by Metal Ninja 13 December 20, 2009

steamroller

rolling over someone's penis with your leg.

"do you like the steamroller" ;)

by numanuma** May 12, 2010

Steamroller

a sexual posistion. the woman in a wheel chair cuts a hole in the chair and smokes a cigarette while the man inserts his penis in her. she then rolls back and forth over allowing the cock to go in and out.

Oh john can we please do the steamroller again tonight? Marcy loves watching us when we do it!

by Big Dick Tom February 4, 2010