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A weapon used for crushing/killing someone. Most effective when you drop it from mid air during stopped time.
I remember when a vampire dressed like a leprechaun sucked my granddad's blood and tried to flatten me with a Steamroller by dropping it on me from 20 feet in the air and proceeded to punch it while screaming "useless".
by Yee Yee 99 December 30, 2019
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Who fucking knows anymore? First, it meant factual, and now it means fictional. What the fuck, internet... what the fuck?
wrong-->"Oh my god, Jessica, your post literally scared me to death" right--> "I literally wrote this post at 3:04 A.M."
by Deathmatch1127 April 14, 2015
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A weed pipe that is made out of a cylinder open on both ends with a bowl on the top-back. The user covers the end with his hand, and sucks on the pipe until it all is filled with dense smoke, and then pulls off his hand to inhale it all in
by Anonymous April 08, 2003
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A sexual position in which one person, preferably very tall, lays on their back whilst the other person sits on their face. In the spirit of a steam roller the person on top somersaults back and forth switching from sitting on the face, to sitting on the dick (and/or strap on.) Rolling that pavement flat.
β€œDude how was your date with that chick last night?”

β€œShe steam rolled me all night long!”

β€œDamn! She really did the steam roller?”
β€œShe did a somersault on my dick!”
by IwishIinventeddoggystyle1997 September 04, 2019
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A device for smoking marijuana that consists a bowl in the middle of a tube.
Pass that steam roller, bro.
by kreecher August 16, 2003
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This is a pipe with the carb (choke) on the end opposite the mouthpiece, as opposed to on the side. The general idea is to get as haughty a hit as possible by holding a finger over the carb while lighting the bowl and sucking in until the chamber is full, then releasing your finger and inhaling to clear the chamber. Coughing and hacking may follow (expect it).
"After 2 hits from the steamroller I had to go to bed."
by sativamy July 02, 2004
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n. something that crushes bikes, cats, small children, and grannies.
Sumbody: what happen tu yar kitty cat?
Guy: it got crushed by the steamroller.
by Ken R. November 22, 2004
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