1) A large football event held at the end of the football season in which two teams compete for a shiny ring
2) The most common excuse for men to buy a new TV at an obscene price
2) The most common excuse for men to buy a new TV at an obscene price
"Honey, I'm gonna go buy a 78-inch plasma screen TV"
"WHAT?!?!?! We're so poor we can't pay attention!"
"Superbowl"
"oh... OK"
"WHAT?!?!?! We're so poor we can't pay attention!"
"Superbowl"
"oh... OK"
by Thomas Hersh February 04, 2004
A huge event where millions of people watch long but unfunny commercials and eat fatty food. Oh yeah, there's also some football.
by Antny-Cap-Cap February 04, 2008
It is where you pack five different kinds of weed into one massive bowl and smoke it. Then you eat a mushroom after you are super blazed you will trip balls... your world will melt away and damn.... do it if you have the chance, 5 STARS!
dude... i just did a superbowl... i am so far into space... oh look, the sky is melting... shit this is intense...
by 2 high 2 function February 04, 2009
Like a second Thanksgiving, but themed to a game that has no meaning. The Superbowl is defined by large groups of people gathering to mindlessly watch a television screen and consume an orgy of food.
by SirOlmec February 06, 2012
The proving grounds to see the best of the best football teams. Or a chance to blow a perfect season!
Jack: "Dude, did you see the Patriots and Giants Superbowl Game?"
Jill: "Ya, so much for being perfect when it counts."
Jill: "Ya, so much for being perfect when it counts."
by Mikey13 February 06, 2008
by Wtw.atowncjm February 07, 2019
The game in which the two best teams from both divisions compete to crown the championship. An excellent sporting event that people outside of the US feel that they can't like for some strange reason.
American: Hey you wanna watch some of the superbowl?
Someone outside of US: Of course not because clearly our football is superior.
American: I didn't say whether one was better than the other. I just wondered if you wanted to watch it.
Someone outside of US: No, because I'm an arrogant dickhead who feels like I can't degrade myself to watch something that an American likes.
Someone outside of US: Of course not because clearly our football is superior.
American: I didn't say whether one was better than the other. I just wondered if you wanted to watch it.
Someone outside of US: No, because I'm an arrogant dickhead who feels like I can't degrade myself to watch something that an American likes.
by k_money November 16, 2004