Cumchucks

Two old socks soaked with semen tied together with a used condom, used as a weapon.

Joe attacked the intruder with the cumchucks he keeps under his bed.

by rss1782 September 2, 2020

Cumchuck

The act of involuntarily and immediately regurgitating cum all over a man’s penis during or directly after orgasm while attempting to swallow. This can happen from either a failed swallow or by the man’s penis being too deep (or being forced too deep) into the mouth of the person giving the blowjob.

Kate: I thought I had it, but when he started to cum he pushed in deeper and I couldn't hold it all and totally cumchucked back on his cock and bed.
Robin: Oh my God, was he pissed?
Kate: A little, but he was still in postcoital bliss, so he was cool with it.

by Kate Charlton February 15, 2008

CUMCHUCKER

1. a HUGE cock that chucks cum.
2. someone who can always be depended on to fuck shit up.

Rod left the Superbowl tickets at home. He's such a cumchucker!

by Veruca330 April 20, 2008

Cumchuck

The after sex move where the male removes condom, (if worn) ties the open end in a knot, then beats the female with it like a numchuck until it breaks.

If Dawn tries to stay the night and cuddle I will just break out the cumchuck

by SpikehorN February 23, 2011

Cumchuck

Like nunchucks but instead of real nunchucks water bottles on the end full of cum that are open or have a hole in them to chuck the cum at people

“NO NO NOT THE CUMCHUCKS”

by Cuntpop April 30, 2020

mixed cumchuck

A minimum of 5 males ejaculating in to the leaders hand to chuck cum at anyone they feel fit.

Lads, Shall I give her a mixed cumchuck?

by Roy Ken Stuart John Alec January 11, 2019

cumchucking

When a male ejaculates into his hand and continues to throw it as fast as possible at their partners face.

Dude I was cumchucking with Sara last night!

by TheMemeLord September 11, 2016