Definitions by FarmerKC

Hexapenis 

A penis with the power of six normal penises. A six shooter.

Having the capacity for rapid fire multiple orgasms.

I sucked off my psychology professor in the handicapped stall in the UC Davis men's room and his big dick shot six loads. That hot fucker has a hexapenis.

Hexapenis by FarmerKC November 24, 2016

Relaxcited

The state of being physically relaxed while sexually excited.

I was so fucking relaxcited after the bowl and the blowjob.

Relaxcited by FarmerKC October 21, 2011

Rural dictionary 

An online resource to consult when confronted with colloquialisms originating from rural areas.

The old geezer told me his wife had to go take a dunk 'cuz he just finished giving her a chicken-house slide.
I googled "chicken-house slide" on the rural dictionary at www.ruraldictionary.com and discovered that a chicken-house slide is a synonym for a Cleveland Steamer

Rural dictionary by FarmerKC October 20, 2011

Yuckchuck 

The act of laughing and vomiting concurrently. Usually refers to vomiting caused by excessive laughter.

I walked in on the both of them, him on his back, leg in a cast, and she's on top of him giving him a Cleveland Steamroller!

I laughed so hard I yuckchucked!

Yuckchuck by FarmerKC October 20, 2011