CUMCHUCKER 

1. a HUGE cock that chucks cum.
2. someone who can always be depended on to fuck shit up.

Rod left the Superbowl tickets at home. He's such a cumchucker!

CUMCHUCKER by Veruca330 April 20, 2008

Cumchuck 

The act of involuntarily and immediately regurgitating cum all over a man’s penis during or directly after orgasm while attempting to swallow. This can happen from either a failed swallow or by the man’s penis being too deep (or being forced too deep) into the mouth of the person giving the blowjob.

Kate: I thought I had it, but when he started to cum he pushed in deeper and I couldn't hold it all and totally cumchucked back on his cock and bed.
Robin: Oh my God, was he pissed?
Kate: A little, but he was still in postcoital bliss, so he was cool with it.

Cumchuck by Kate Charlton February 15, 2008

cumchuckle 

Causing your partner to laugh while releasing semen into their mouth.

Tell a joke while she's sucking your dick and you may get yourself a good cumchuckle.

cumchuckle by Phr3d March 18, 2008

Cumchucks 

Two old socks soaked with semen tied together with a used condom, used as a weapon.

Joe attacked the intruder with the cumchucks he keeps under his bed.

Cumchucks by rss1782 September 2, 2020

cumsucker 

a person who sucks on a guys dick and drinks his semen

C'mon, i've got some really tasty cum

cumsucker by Sex Daddy February 25, 2005

cumchugger 

Someone who loves to drink cum.

I nutted in a glass and my girlfriend drank it like it was nothing and wanted more, but this time she got it stright from the tube, what a cumchugger she is.

cumchugger by MJPDII August 6, 2003

cumpucker 

While performing {fellatio}, your partner ejaculates in your mouth and his semen tastes so bad that your face puckers up, like if you sucked on a lemon.

Last night I was {going down} on my old man and I don't know what that fool ate, but when he {came}, his {jizz} tasted so rank that I had a Cumpucker for hours!

cumpucker by Balls O'rork July 10, 2010