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crushito 

Noun. A word used to describe an interest in someone that is not big enough to be considered a crush yet. Chosen for use because 1. It could literally mean “small crush” in spanish and 2. It contains the word $h!+ which I just thought would be appropriate.
“Dang, I like him but I don’t think it could be considered a crush yet”
“OMG! I think you have a CRUSHITO”
crushito by P.I.G January 21, 2020
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Crushtomer

A regular customer at your workplace who you find attractive or take a liking to. Usually associated in a customer service environment like a coffee shop.
"Here comes Britney again to order her usual. What do I say to get her attention?"

"Ask for her number!"

"Man I'm too nervous. I have a total crushtomer."
Crushtomer by RaeganMT December 21, 2008
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crushtomer

a customer at your job that you have a crush on.


(term born at barnes & noble staten island.)
my crushtomer came in today, and i panicked and ran into the break room.
crushtomer by katiecupcakes January 27, 2009
When you have a crush and you get really nervous: can cause swelling of heart and extreme giggling
I can't believe he talked to me! I have a severe case of crushitis
crushitis by luvmylipgloss November 16, 2017
When you are trying to detox yourself from a silly crush you have on someone. You try to avoid them as much as possible, however it is a very difficult process.
Person 1: What happened to you? You don't seem yourself lately.
Person 2: I'm on a crushtox at the moment. I need to get over these stupid feelings for someone.
crushtox by MMZMTS December 15, 2018

crushtomer

\crush-tuh-mer\ noun
A frequent customer of your business, who you have a crush on. This customer is typically seen every few weeks, is very attractive, and socially approachable.

origin:
“Crushtomer” originated from Jay, describing the high amount of attractive and sweet-natured customers who frequently visited the café he worked in during college. This term was quickly adopted by Justin (then known as Burns) in San Francisco, CA.
This crushtomer came into my work the other day, and after chatting for a while, we ended up going out that weekend!
crushtomer by Matias (02) September 23, 2011

crushtomer

The crushtomer is a customer whom you have a crush on. This person usually doesn't start out as a real life crush, they'll come into your work a couple of times and eventually you develop a soft spot for them. A crushtomer may never become an actual crush, though they occasionally do. A crushtomer doesn't necessarily have to match with your sexual orientation (if you are a straight female, you may have a few girl crushtomers), and you often have more crushtomers than you would real life crushes.
"Did you see that boy who got the eight ounce americano just now? He is totally my crushtomer!"

"Really? His friend who bought the currant scone has always been my number one crushtomer."
crushtomer by babbybarista May 1, 2010
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