3 definitions by babbybarista
A crushtache is an individual you have a crush on simply because of their mustache. You may actually like the person as well, but most often you don't even know them, they just have a really good mustache.
1. "I saw this guy riding a vintage schwinn with a great mustache. Total crushtache."
2. "Well I had a total crushtache but he turned out to be a jerk."
2. "Well I had a total crushtache but he turned out to be a jerk."
by babbybarista May 1, 2010
A crushtachtomer is a customer whom you have a crush on simply because of their mustache. A cross between the crushtomer and the crustache, a crushtachtomer is a real gem.
"Oh jeez, I just helped the cutest guy, he is my crushtachtomer."
"There's been a lot of crushtachtomers lately, I guess mustaches are in this season."
"There's been a lot of crushtachtomers lately, I guess mustaches are in this season."
by babbybarista May 1, 2010
The crushtomer is a customer whom you have a crush on. This person usually doesn't start out as a real life crush, they'll come into your work a couple of times and eventually you develop a soft spot for them. A crushtomer may never become an actual crush, though they occasionally do. A crushtomer doesn't necessarily have to match with your sexual orientation (if you are a straight female, you may have a few girl crushtomers), and you often have more crushtomers than you would real life crushes.
"Did you see that boy who got the eight ounce americano just now? He is totally my crushtomer!"
"Really? His friend who bought the currant scone has always been my number one crushtomer."
"Really? His friend who bought the currant scone has always been my number one crushtomer."
by babbybarista May 1, 2010