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butt hole crusties 

when you miss a piece of poo when wipeing, and your butt itches for the rest of the day.
"damn my butt wont stop itching! i think i have butt hole crusties."
A person who is 'crushing' on someone - When a person is attracted to a special someone, the person is known as their crushie.
e.g -
Person 1 - Have you heard?
Person 2 - What??!
Person 1 - Betty is Alex's crushie!!
Crushie by TheOreoLermaniac February 18, 2015

crushiecakes 

A word used to call your crush , partner or fiance in a slight cringe but sweet way.
Hello crushiecakes , have you eaten yet? Love you!
The act of being without a crush. Single af. Free. No feelings.
"I'm finally crushless! I let go of those feelings faster than I caught em."

National Hold crushes hand day

On this day you get a freebie to go up to your crush and hold their hand
It’s national hold crushes hand day, so can I hold yours?

coot crusties 

the vagina sauce that u get stuck in ur pubes after a long nite of fucking
i gotta get a shower and wash the coot crusties off my hammer!!
coot crusties by goochiebunga February 20, 2011
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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