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butt hole crusties 

when you miss a piece of poo when wipeing, and your butt itches for the rest of the day.
"damn my butt wont stop itching! i think i have butt hole crusties."
A person who is 'crushing' on someone - When a person is attracted to a special someone, the person is known as their crushie.
e.g -
Person 1 - Have you heard?
Person 2 - What??!
Person 1 - Betty is Alex's crushie!!
Crushie by TheOreoLermaniac February 18, 2015

crushiecakes 

A word used to call your crush , partner or fiance in a slight cringe but sweet way.
Hello crushiecakes , have you eaten yet? Love you!
The act of being without a crush. Single af. Free. No feelings.
"I'm finally crushless! I let go of those feelings faster than I caught em."

National Hold crushes hand day

On this day you get a freebie to go up to your crush and hold their hand
It’s national hold crushes hand day, so can I hold yours?

coot crusties 

the vagina sauce that u get stuck in ur pubes after a long nite of fucking
i gotta get a shower and wash the coot crusties off my hammer!!
coot crusties by goochiebunga February 20, 2011