Crusito 

Weird ass person

Perosn: hey whos that guy
Person 2: oh thad crusito, watch out hes weird

Crusito by Summervacation October 4, 2016

crustomer 

Is a customer that is very crusty and rude.

When an employee complains that they dealt with a crustomer.

crustomer by nolan gray October 16, 2006

Crushtomer

A regular customer at your workplace who you find attractive or take a liking to. Usually associated in a customer service environment like a coffee shop.

"Here comes Britney again to order her usual. What do I say to get her attention?"

"Ask for her number!"

"Man I'm too nervous. I have a total crushtomer."

Crushtomer by RaeganMT December 21, 2008

crushtomer

a customer at your job that you have a crush on.


(term born at barnes & noble staten island.)

my crushtomer came in today, and i panicked and ran into the break room.

crushtomer by katiecupcakes January 27, 2009

Crustoff 

Two men agree to a challenge. One man uses a fleshlight and doesn't clean it. He then gives it to his friend. His friend uses it and the cycle repeats. First man to give up and clean it has to pay $5 to the other man for each time the fleshlight was exchanged.

"Me and Jake just finished a 3 week Crustoff, never doing that again!"

Crustoff by seedeedee March 19, 2017

Crustomize 

To make older, or worse. Usually non-deliberately.

We're gonna go to Lindsay's house, and crustomize her house!

Crustomize by The_Exuberant_Face September 12, 2010

Crustolean 

The chunk of poop that build up inside a didgeridoo when defecated in that act as valves to help produce its unique sound.

Man this cobber acting like a chunky crustolean.

Crustolean by Escobaros June 14, 2019