A regular customer at your workplace who you find attractive or take a liking to. Usually associated in a customer service environment like a coffee shop.

"Here comes Britney again to order her usual. What do I say to get her attention?"

"Ask for her number!"

"Man I'm too nervous. I have a total crushtomer."

Crushtomer by RaeganMT December 21, 2008

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crushtomer

a customer at your job that you have a crush on.

(term born at barnes & noble staten island.)

my crushtomer came in today, and i panicked and ran into the break room.

crushtomer by katiecupcakes January 27, 2009

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Crustoff

Two men agree to a challenge. One man uses a fleshlight and doesn't clean it. He then gives it to his friend. His friend uses it and the cycle repeats. First man to give up and clean it has to pay $5 to the other man for each time the fleshlight was exchanged.

"Me and Jake just finished a 3 week Crustoff, never doing that again!"

Crustoff by seedeedee March 19, 2017

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Crustomize

To make older, or worse. Usually non-deliberately.

We're gonna go to Lindsay's house, and crustomize her house!

Crustomize by The_Exuberant_Face September 12, 2010

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Crustolean

The chunk of poop that build up inside a didgeridoo when defecated in that act as valves to help produce its unique sound.

Man this cobber acting like a chunky crustolean.

Crustolean by Escobaros June 14, 2019

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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