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Crunkitis 

Getting the itis (tired after eating immense amounts of food) while being crazy drunk and high.
"Dude that party was crazy! I took too many shots, smoked a fat L, and ate a bucket of kentucky fried, I passed out like right away."
"Damn man, sounds like the crunkitis hit you hard."
Crunkitis by wizardkhaleafa October 24, 2011

Caushimistic 

Cautiously optimistic. A guarded belief in progress.
I am feeling caushimistic about the economy
Caushimistic by dphilnugen April 22, 2009

crushtastic 

A girl who is so fantastic and wonderful that you absolutely must have a crush on her even though you have no chance and she is way out of your league.
"Hey you know that girl Ana who works at the doctor's office? She is so crushtastic. I have been crushing on her forever"
crushtastic by tumama December 19, 2013

crushtipation 

The inability to take a dump without playing Candy Crush or some other game on your phone.
"Damn! Where did I put my phone? I need to move the mail!"

"My crushtipation is getting worse! I can't take a shit without my phone."
crushtipation by ivraddoc April 19, 2014

Cruiseitis 

When you go on a cruise and love it so much you want to go again and again some may say you have come down with a case of "cruiseitis"
I went on a cruise and loved it so much I came down with cruisitis!

She won't stop talking about going on another cruise, i think she has cruiseitis!
Cruiseitis by KOBizzle September 2, 2009

Crushies 

Crushies is when you like someone and when you see them your chest starts to feel tight and you get butterflies.
Eg: " Ugh I have the crushies because of you :/ "
Crushies by I ❤️ D.M October 2, 2018
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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