crushitis

When you have a crush and you get really nervous: can cause swelling of heart and extreme giggling

I can't believe he talked to me! I have a severe case of crushitis

by luvmylipgloss November 16, 2017

Crunkitis

Getting the itis (tired after eating immense amounts of food) while being crazy drunk and high.

"Dude that party was crazy! I took too many shots, smoked a fat L, and ate a bucket of kentucky fried, I passed out like right away."
"Damn man, sounds like the crunkitis hit you hard."

by wizardkhaleafa October 24, 2011

Caushimistic

Cautiously optimistic. A guarded belief in progress.

I am feeling caushimistic about the economy

by dphilnugen April 22, 2009

crushtastic

A girl who is so fantastic and wonderful that you absolutely must have a crush on her even though you have no chance and she is way out of your league.

"Hey you know that girl Ana who works at the doctor's office? She is so crushtastic. I have been crushing on her forever"

by tumama December 19, 2013

crushtipation

The inability to take a dump without playing Candy Crush or some other game on your phone.

"Damn! Where did I put my phone? I need to move the mail!"

"My crushtipation is getting worse! I can't take a shit without my phone."

by ivraddoc April 19, 2014

Cruiseitis

When you go on a cruise and love it so much you want to go again and again some may say you have come down with a case of "cruiseitis"

I went on a cruise and loved it so much I came down with cruisitis!

She won't stop talking about going on another cruise, i think she has cruiseitis!

by KOBizzle September 2, 2009

Crushies

Crushies is when you like someone and when you see them your chest starts to feel tight and you get butterflies.

Eg: " Ugh I have the crushies because of you :/ "

by I ❤️ D.M October 2, 2018