Crushtosis 

Consistently doing good, positive, healthy things in life; hence the term “crushing it;” that you have now reached the state of “crushtosis”

Dude, I got a new job, worked out 5 times this week, and ate healthy. I’ve reached “crushtosis”

Crushtosis by Gator619 December 13, 2023

Crustiosis

An airbourne disease spread by crusty persons. Common sympoms are peeling of skin on face and/or genital areas.

"Do you see that girllllll ? She gave half our school crustiosis just by looking at them."

Crustiosis by Jorge Montana March 9, 2010

Coughtosis 

when you hit the pen too hard and cough for 45 minutes

“yo bryan got coughtosis” (bryan dies in the corner)

Coughtosis by candlestickcandy69 September 19, 2023

Asthomatic-crysotosis

A stage of human emotional development

In which an individuals mental state is expressed through monotone esc actions and or speech patterns

“Hey did you hear about what happened when Derek’s mom died”

“Yeah they said he reacted like it was a regular day”

“It’s all cause of that Asthomatic-crysotosis“

Asthomatic-crysotosis by Dr.fatnutz August 6, 2025

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016