When a person masters the skill of self-isolation, social distancing and quarantining themselves during a pandemic. An excruciating practice to be involved with if you are an extrovert, however seemingly easy for introverts as they normally self-isolate on a regular basis. The art of isolation is important for humanity on so many levels during worldly pandemics and other devastating events.
Person 1: How are you going with mastering the art of isolation?
Person 2: I am trying but I miss seeing everyone and hugging them.
Person 1: Oh yeah. It's a lot easier for me. Isolating myself is what I do normally as an introvert.
Person 2: I am trying but I miss seeing everyone and hugging them.
Person 1: Oh yeah. It's a lot easier for me. Isolating myself is what I do normally as an introvert.
by MMZMTS April 07, 2020
Get the The art of isolation mug.When you are trying to detox yourself from a silly crush you have on someone. You try to avoid them as much as possible, however it is a very difficult process.
Person 1: What happened to you? You don't seem yourself lately.
Person 2: I'm on a crushtox at the moment. I need to get over these stupid feelings for someone.
Person 2: I'm on a crushtox at the moment. I need to get over these stupid feelings for someone.
by MMZMTS December 15, 2018
Get the crushtox mug.A 30 day cleanse from Instagram that involves a 3 step process that includes: 1. Logging out 2. Deleting the app 3. Turning off your phone. Initially you will have withdrawals from Instagram but after a while you will enjoy the peace and serenity.
Person 1 : "I bet you that you can't do this Instacleanse"
Person 2 : "I bet you I can. Oh it's on for sure!"
Person 2 : "I bet you I can. Oh it's on for sure!"
by MMZMTS October 03, 2017
Get the Instacleanse mug.When you form a friendship or relationship with someone online, purely through messaging or reacting to eachother's social media but have never met in real life due to geographical distance and have never chatted over video/skype or the phone. You just enjoy messaging each other and then suddenly weeks, then months and then possibly even years pass by. As time has progressed you realise you know a lot about this person without even meeting them. Suddenly you realise you are in a 'virtualship'. Then you worry that if you ever meet them that you possibly won't get along and there is a risk that you might not even talk to eachother ever again. So you stay in the virtualship, prolong meeting up in person and live in the dream-like fantasy in your own head.
Person 1: You're not seriously still talking to that person online still?
Person 2: Yeah I totally forgot how much time has gone by. Gees. I don't know what to do about it.
Person 1: You are going to have to meet up with them eventually. Just do it already.
Person 2: But what happens if I dislike them in real life? Or they dislike me? I would rather stay in this virtualship than face the true reality.
Person 2: Yeah I totally forgot how much time has gone by. Gees. I don't know what to do about it.
Person 1: You are going to have to meet up with them eventually. Just do it already.
Person 2: But what happens if I dislike them in real life? Or they dislike me? I would rather stay in this virtualship than face the true reality.
by MMZMTS May 04, 2020
Get the virtualship mug.Someone who kind of looks a bit like the singer Dua Lipa if you squint your eyes. They are the knock-off version; similar but not the original thing.
Person 1: "You kind of look like Dua Lipa."
Person 2: "Kind of. Not really."
Person 1: "You're like Dua Loopa."
Person 2: "Kind of. Not really."
Person 1: "You're like Dua Loopa."
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Get the dua loopa mug.When someone gives you a compliment, but it really isn't a compliment because they have a hidden agenda and/or they are not being genuine. You don't really know how to respond to this so you fake a cute laugh and say 'thank you' but you really know deep down it's a 'fauxpliment'.
Person 1: I'm pretty sure someone gave me a fauxpliment today.
Person 2: Wait, a what?
Person 1: A fauxpliment. They told me "you just get more and more stunning by the day".
Person 2: Awwwww that's so sweet.
Person 1: Um actually if I was getting more and more stunning by the day then I would have been signed by a modelling agency by now and Gigi Hadid would be my friend. Just saying.
Person 2: Oh wow. You are so right!
Person 2: Wait, a what?
Person 1: A fauxpliment. They told me "you just get more and more stunning by the day".
Person 2: Awwwww that's so sweet.
Person 1: Um actually if I was getting more and more stunning by the day then I would have been signed by a modelling agency by now and Gigi Hadid would be my friend. Just saying.
Person 2: Oh wow. You are so right!
by MMZMTS January 12, 2018
Get the fauxpliment mug.When you are so over the current year and all you can do is rant about it. You wish so desperately that it is a new year so you can get a fresh start and hopefully better circumstances.
Person 1: I am sick of this year. Wish it was next year already.
Person 2: Oh you're having a year rant again! Here we go!
Person 2: Oh you're having a year rant again! Here we go!
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