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Someone who kind of looks a bit like the singer Dua Lipa if you squint your eyes. They are the knock-off version; similar but not the original thing.
Person 1: "You kind of look like Dua Lipa."
Person 2: "Kind of. Not really."
Person 1: "You're like Dua Loopa."
Person 2: "Kind of. Not really."
Person 1: "You're like Dua Loopa."
by MMZMTS May 3, 2019
Get the dua loopa mug.When someone gives you a compliment, but it really isn't a compliment because they have a hidden agenda and/or they are not being genuine. You don't really know how to respond to this so you fake a cute laugh and say 'thank you' but you really know deep down it's a 'fauxpliment'.
Person 1: I'm pretty sure someone gave me a fauxpliment today.
Person 2: Wait, a what?
Person 1: A fauxpliment. They told me "you just get more and more stunning by the day".
Person 2: Awwwww that's so sweet.
Person 1: Um actually if I was getting more and more stunning by the day then I would have been signed by a modelling agency by now and Gigi Hadid would be my friend. Just saying.
Person 2: Oh wow. You are so right!
Person 2: Wait, a what?
Person 1: A fauxpliment. They told me "you just get more and more stunning by the day".
Person 2: Awwwww that's so sweet.
Person 1: Um actually if I was getting more and more stunning by the day then I would have been signed by a modelling agency by now and Gigi Hadid would be my friend. Just saying.
Person 2: Oh wow. You are so right!
by MMZMTS January 12, 2018
Get the fauxpliment mug.A 30 day cleanse from Instagram that involves a 3 step process that includes: 1. Logging out 2. Deleting the app 3. Turning off your phone. Initially you will have withdrawals from Instagram but after a while you will enjoy the peace and serenity.
Person 1 : "I bet you that you can't do this Instacleanse"
Person 2 : "I bet you I can. Oh it's on for sure!"
Person 2 : "I bet you I can. Oh it's on for sure!"
by MMZMTS October 3, 2017
Get the Instacleanse mug.When a person masters the skill of self-isolation, social distancing and quarantining themselves during a pandemic. An excruciating practice to be involved with if you are an extrovert, however seemingly easy for introverts as they normally self-isolate on a regular basis. The art of isolation is important for humanity on so many levels during worldly pandemics and other devastating events.
Person 1: How are you going with mastering the art of isolation?
Person 2: I am trying but I miss seeing everyone and hugging them.
Person 1: Oh yeah. It's a lot easier for me. Isolating myself is what I do normally as an introvert.
Person 2: I am trying but I miss seeing everyone and hugging them.
Person 1: Oh yeah. It's a lot easier for me. Isolating myself is what I do normally as an introvert.
by MMZMTS April 7, 2020
Get the The art of isolation mug.When you are trying to detox yourself from a silly crush you have on someone. You try to avoid them as much as possible, however it is a very difficult process.
Person 1: What happened to you? You don't seem yourself lately.
Person 2: I'm on a crushtox at the moment. I need to get over these stupid feelings for someone.
Person 2: I'm on a crushtox at the moment. I need to get over these stupid feelings for someone.
by MMZMTS December 15, 2018
Get the crushtox mug.A group of people who hang together who appear to be so cool that they are mistaken for a bunch of rich bitches. But in reality they are just extremely fashionable and are the funniest, nicest people around.
by MMZMTS May 3, 2019
Get the bitch kids mug.Person 1: What happened, I thought you really needed to rant to me today?
Person 2: Sorry I ran out of time. Let's do brunch soon.
Person 1: Oh so you mean brantch? Yeah let's set it up.
Person 2: Sorry I ran out of time. Let's do brunch soon.
Person 1: Oh so you mean brantch? Yeah let's set it up.
by MMZMTS January 28, 2019
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