crotch job 

tight shorts usually worn for gym class. They have no pockets to store anything and no zipper. They're usually red in color, sometimes blue. They hug your butt cheeks as well.

Johnnie has those red crotch job shorts on again. He's gonna have to pull them down if he needs to take a whizz.

crotch job by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 6, 2009

Crotchlobster 

One who at first sight of a male's genitalia, latches on with the strength of a lobster claw.

Musse is a crotchlobster, b/c he grabed Anson's privates yesterday.

Crotchlobster by Christof October 14, 2004

crotchgobbler 

one who gives oral sex

Paris Hilton is a crotchgobbler.

crotchgobbler by jesusisonlsd December 28, 2006

crotchgobblin 

A gay person

Look at all those crotchgobblins!

crotchgobblin by Anonymous August 22, 2003

crotchjob 

A standard TSA crotch-groping search procedure.

I just got a crotchjob by a TSA agent!

crotchjob by Pyau November 3, 2010

crotchjostle 

#CrotchJostle
When you got a crotch and you jostle it.

Remember that scene in Sicario when Benicio Del Toro waterboards that cartel guy? Perfect example of a crotchjostle

crotchjostle by GaeusFlavius November 5, 2023

Crotchgoblins

Kids... Kids are crotchgoblins

Look at all those crotchgoblins running around

Crotchgoblins by Tay44 March 23, 2026