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To move through a crowd fondling the breasts, vagina and/or butt of any girl who is in the way.
"That man is so irked he is going to jostle half the women in SoHo!"
jostle by Manji5 November 11, 2009
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When two people meet in a hall way, and are not able to surpass one another, they do an awkward motion to figure out which way the other will go. One must stand still, and let the other surpass.
"OMG BJAY WE JUST JOSTLED!"
... wow that was awkward...
jostle by ariana samani September 10, 2006
to give a swift rogering, jolt, bump. Usually associated with a woman and her shaking the dice methods. Also can apply to boob groping.
When I was ready to finish I asked her to jostle me so I could get maximum enjoyment.
jostle by Jason Piche November 2, 2005
To make one last attempt.
"Dude is this bowl cahsed?"

"Naw, I don't think so. Why don't you give it another jostle?"
jostle by Mister Biggums September 21, 2005
"Please be careful removing your luggage from the overhead compartment. Things might've gotten jostled around in flight."
jostle by SomeCaliGirl February 14, 2024

Jostle Joystick January 

This event is in direct correlation to its parent events, No Nut November and Destroy Dick December. During this event you take the idea from DDD and combine it with that of NNN for a month filled with only edging. As long as one does not Ejaculate they will pass, if one creates visible ejaculation that can be seen they will fail.
Dude, did you hear about Jostle Joystick January?”

“What the hells Jostle Joystick January?”

“Well, apparently you can only edge yourself the entire month of January”

“Fuuucckkk bro

jostle queen 

a guy who likes to fiddle and play with his purple headed warrior
jostle queen by Daryl Curtis April 30, 2003
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