Crotchlobster

One who at first sight of a male's genitalia, latches on with the strength of a lobster claw.

Musse is a crotchlobster, b/c he grabed Anson's privates yesterday.

by Christof October 14, 2004

bohunk

One who dreses like a macho-man and acts real tuogh, but in actuality has a
milimeter long dong.

THIS WORD WAS 1st USED IN THE YEARS AS FAR BACK AS 1987. THE FIRST RECORDED USE WAS IN "ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING."

He's just a kid, you bohunk!

by Christof December 01, 2004

Dirt-merchant

1)someone who is dirt poor
2)One who must sell dirt for a living (see: "Anson")

Anson you're such a DIRT-MERCHANT! You have anson friends

by Christof October 14, 2004