crotchgobbler 

one who gives oral sex

Paris Hilton is a crotchgobbler.

crotchgobbler by jesusisonlsd December 28, 2006

crotch gobbler

When someone's pants are so damn tight, their meatcurtains gobble the crotchular area of their 2 size too small pants.

OMG Cindy, Randi was wearing her crotch gobblers today!

I know Sarah, I told her to go take care of that nasty mooseknuckle but she told me to mind my own meatcurtains.

Dammmnn Randi, them crotch gobblers you got on today make me wanna credit card you with my sausage.

crotch gobbler by iLOVEkfc4ever November 26, 2010

crotch gobbler

anyone that gobbles "crotch"

your mother

crotch gobbler by clark December 1, 2003

crotchgobblin 

A gay person

Look at all those crotchgobblins!

crotchgobblin by Anonymous August 22, 2003