A child. Also known as crotch spawn, or runny nosed shrieking brat. Essentially, a baby or small child that is a whining little hell demon. Elementary schools and daycare centers abound with crotch goblins.
by Juke Joint Jezebel September 28, 2005
A goblin that lives in your crotch, and only comes out at night while you are sleeping. It usually looks for titty residue to eat.
by Ener January 17, 2007
Any strange or foreign object that appears in underwear that should not be there. Example: discharge, shit stains, pubic hairs, stains, scabs, flies, cottage cheese, or crabs
by crotch checker March 14, 2005
by DeVirginator February 09, 2003
Generic term of disrespect, most often used when someone has made a big mistake or been a total jerk.
by J to the Action August 13, 2003
A species of goblin that steals crotches from the male species. Said to be a mythical creature but sightings and instances have occured.
by pr0ph3t April 10, 2005
by Döug March 29, 2006