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Privates
Chad : Wow don't you just love It when Kiersten wears Shorts to work!
Craig : Oh you can kinda see her Privates when she bends over!
Chad : And don't you just love it when Jim wears Shorts to work too!
Craig : Fuck dude I was thinking about pussy and you had to say that!
Chad : It kinda gives you an idea of what his Privates look like when he bends over!
Craig : Just shut the fuck up!
Craig : Oh you can kinda see her Privates when she bends over!
Chad : And don't you just love it when Jim wears Shorts to work too!
Craig : Fuck dude I was thinking about pussy and you had to say that!
Chad : It kinda gives you an idea of what his Privates look like when he bends over!
Craig : Just shut the fuck up!
Privates Investigator
a.k.a Dick Devil, Penis Pirate, or Genital Gangster. Basically any one who craves the male genitalia.
Privates Investigator by 12345498456 April 22, 2008
saving ryans privates
saving ryans privates by n333m August 23, 2004
shaving ryan's privates
shaving ryan's privates by chase711 July 6, 2010
pasadena privates
a group of private schools in pasadena, california. since all the public schools suck ass, and pasadena is full of rich white people, theres a shitload of private schools to satisfy their 'needs'. some of the schools arent actually in pasadena, but are part of the list because everyone in pasadena goes to them. most of the schools are catholic. theres a lot of girls schools but only one boys school, so if you want to get laid, go to pasadena.
mayfield senior school(pasadena)-girls/catholic
maranatha high school(pasadena)-co ed/christian
westridge school(pasadena)-girls/non religious
polytechnic school(pasadena)-co ed/non religious
la salle high school(pasadena)-co ed/catholic
alverno high school(sierra madre)-girls/catholic
flintridge sacred heart academy(la cañada flintridge)-
girls/catholic
flintridge preparatory school(la cañada flintridge)-co ed/non
religious
st. francis high school(la cañada flintridge)-boys/catholic
"man your girlfriend goes to one of the pasadena privates? she must be hot. i bet shes smart and crazy rich too."
maranatha high school(pasadena)-co ed/christian
westridge school(pasadena)-girls/non religious
polytechnic school(pasadena)-co ed/non religious
la salle high school(pasadena)-co ed/catholic
alverno high school(sierra madre)-girls/catholic
flintridge sacred heart academy(la cañada flintridge)-
girls/catholic
flintridge preparatory school(la cañada flintridge)-co ed/non
religious
st. francis high school(la cañada flintridge)-boys/catholic
"man your girlfriend goes to one of the pasadena privates? she must be hot. i bet shes smart and crazy rich too."
pasadena privates by rocksann cöle August 30, 2011
Captain and his two privates
Captain and his two privates by Sandy VaJina September 6, 2005
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