Crotchlobster

One who at first sight of a male's genitalia, latches on with the strength of a lobster claw.

Musse is a crotchlobster, b/c he grabed Anson's privates yesterday.

by Christof October 14, 2004

Crotch Lobster

Little tiny insects that live in the hairs of one's pubic region, AKA crabs

OHHHH Nellie, I gotta shave my hairy balls because they are infested with Crotch Lobsters

by Ryan Byrd May 18, 2005

Crotch Lobster

The dong of someone with red hair and pubes.

Morgan: I heard that while Dylan was in Taiwan, someone ate his crotch lobster.

by grubyq August 5, 2009