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crotchload
another way of saying a large amount;
if said by a male, it has a dual effect by saying a large amount while giving credit to the size of his "large" penis
originates from buttload, assload, shitload, fuckload, etc.
if said by a male, it has a dual effect by saying a large amount while giving credit to the size of his "large" penis
originates from buttload, assload, shitload, fuckload, etc.
"You have any weed?"
"I have a crotchload."
"A crotchload? Does that mean you have alot?"
"I don't know, ask your mom."
"I have a crotchload of work to do."
"I have a crotchload."
"A crotchload? Does that mean you have alot?"
"I don't know, ask your mom."
"I have a crotchload of work to do."
crotchload by Llerradster February 15, 2006
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Crotchability
One who has an irresistible tendency to draw another to the crotchal region.
Sometimes referred to as 'the C Factor.'
Sometimes referred to as 'the C Factor.'
"You are drawn to mine, and no one else seems to be. Does this diminish my crotchability?"
"You have an extreme crotchability. I can't seem to keep my hands off it."
"Alli defiantly has the C Factor going for her".
"You have an extreme crotchability. I can't seem to keep my hands off it."
"Alli defiantly has the C Factor going for her".
Crotchability by McGee Baxter 2012 November 6, 2010
Kenosha Crotchcopter
A male who lowers their drawers and proceeds to rotate his hips in order to project & swing his member in a motion that resembles that of a ferris wheel or helicopter. This is often done from an open window on public transportation or a trolley.
Kenosha Crotchcopter by Wifan85 December 27, 2016
crotchrotting circle
A small gathering of men. Central is the discussion of tools, power tools, and crotchrot.
Antonym: Crochetting Circle
Antonym: Crochetting Circle
crotchrotting circle by Bur Selieu December 2, 2004
Crotchwebs
The accumulation of dusty cobwebs in the crotch area as a result of an extended period without sexual activity.
Beccy: how was the date last night?
Nic: yeah, did you get any action?
Laura: yeah! The crotchwebs are cleared
Or
It’s been forever, I need action… the crotchwebs are festering and need removing.
Nic: yeah, did you get any action?
Laura: yeah! The crotchwebs are cleared
Or
It’s been forever, I need action… the crotchwebs are festering and need removing.
Crotchwebs by La crotchwebista February 22, 2023
crotchdog
"Dismal paparazzo whose career consists of lying in the gutter desperately pointing his camera up the skirts of celebrities exiting limousines."
Coined by Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker.
Coined by Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker.