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crotchload
another way of saying a large amount;
if said by a male, it has a dual effect by saying a large amount while giving credit to the size of his "large" penis
originates from buttload, assload, shitload, fuckload, etc.
if said by a male, it has a dual effect by saying a large amount while giving credit to the size of his "large" penis
originates from buttload, assload, shitload, fuckload, etc.
"You have any weed?"
"I have a crotchload."
"A crotchload? Does that mean you have alot?"
"I don't know, ask your mom."
"I have a crotchload of work to do."
"I have a crotchload."
"A crotchload? Does that mean you have alot?"
"I don't know, ask your mom."
"I have a crotchload of work to do."
crotchload by Llerradster February 15, 2006
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Crotchability
One who has an irresistible tendency to draw another to the crotchal region.
Sometimes referred to as 'the C Factor.'
Sometimes referred to as 'the C Factor.'
"You are drawn to mine, and no one else seems to be. Does this diminish my crotchability?"
"You have an extreme crotchability. I can't seem to keep my hands off it."
"Alli defiantly has the C Factor going for her".
"You have an extreme crotchability. I can't seem to keep my hands off it."
"Alli defiantly has the C Factor going for her".
Crotchability by McGee Baxter 2012 November 6, 2010
Kenosha Crotchcopter
A male who lowers their drawers and proceeds to rotate his hips in order to project & swing his member in a motion that resembles that of a ferris wheel or helicopter. This is often done from an open window on public transportation or a trolley.
Kenosha Crotchcopter by Wifan85 December 27, 2016
crotchrotting circle
A small gathering of men. Central is the discussion of tools, power tools, and crotchrot.
Antonym: Crochetting Circle
Antonym: Crochetting Circle
crotchrotting circle by Bur Selieu December 2, 2004
Crotchwebs
The accumulation of dusty cobwebs in the crotch area as a result of an extended period without sexual activity.
Beccy: how was the date last night?
Nic: yeah, did you get any action?
Laura: yeah! The crotchwebs are cleared
Or
It’s been forever, I need action… the crotchwebs are festering and need removing.
Nic: yeah, did you get any action?
Laura: yeah! The crotchwebs are cleared
Or
It’s been forever, I need action… the crotchwebs are festering and need removing.
Crotchwebs by La crotchwebista February 22, 2023
crotchdog
"Dismal paparazzo whose career consists of lying in the gutter desperately pointing his camera up the skirts of celebrities exiting limousines."
Coined by Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker.
Coined by Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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