crankstibate 

To get your penis hard on meth.

I need to crankstibate sooo bad

crankstibate by destinypaige November 5, 2011

Cranksturbate 

When a man has to masturbate a little bit to get himself hard so he can have sex with a woman. He has to crank start it like an old Model T Ford.

Friend 1: "Man, you so old you probably have to cranksturbate."

Friend 2: "Nah homie, my shit works good. Ask yo mom."

Cranksturbate by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010

Crankstitute 

a girl/women or male I guess who trades sexual services for crank or meth in the Kirksville, MO area.

That girl is so dirty, she is such a crankstitute.

Crankstitute by SkullAnne July 22, 2010

Crunkstipated 

When someone tries to dance but looks more like they need to take a big poop instead. This action may be accompanied by a look of intestinal distress upon the face of the Crunkstipated one.

Yo, check out Neils! that fool is Crunkstipated!

Crunkstipated by Zen Starcher October 18, 2006

Crastibate 

When one masturbates while having something better to do.

From the English words:
Procrastinate
Masturbate

Not to be confused with Crasturbate which means to cry while masturbating.

You can't finish Grandma Edna's eulogy if you keep stopping to crastibate, Timmy.

Crastibate by Mikey Chase March 18, 2013

crankstipated

The feeling and outward emotion of being cranky due to constipation.

John was terribly crankstipated until he took a dump, relieved his constipation and his crankiness went away.

crankstipated by Spaulding Smails January 15, 2025