crankstibate
crankstibate by destinypaige November 5, 2011
Words you can keep
Cranksturbate
When a man has to masturbate a little bit to get himself hard so he can have sex with a woman. He has to crank start it like an old Model T Ford.
Friend 1: "Man, you so old you probably have to cranksturbate."
Friend 2: "Nah homie, my shit works good. Ask yo mom."
Friend 2: "Nah homie, my shit works good. Ask yo mom."
Cranksturbate by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010
Related Words
Crankstitute
a girl/women or male I guess who trades sexual services for crank or meth in the Kirksville, MO area.
Crankstitute by SkullAnne July 22, 2010
Crunkstipated
When someone tries to dance but looks more like they need to take a big poop instead. This action may be accompanied by a look of intestinal distress upon the face of the Crunkstipated one.
Crunkstipated by Zen Starcher October 18, 2006
Crastibate
When one masturbates while having something better to do.
From the English words:
Procrastinate
Masturbate
Not to be confused with Crasturbate which means to cry while masturbating.
From the English words:
Procrastinate
Masturbate
Not to be confused with Crasturbate which means to cry while masturbating.
Crastibate by Mikey Chase March 18, 2013
crankstipated
John was terribly crankstipated until he took a dump, relieved his constipation and his crankiness went away.
crankstipated by Spaulding Smails January 15, 2025
Crankstipated
Cranky + Constipated. When you are cranky cuz you need to poop.
Defecating is often accompanied with symptoms of happiness, pleasure, and satisfaction.
Defecating is often accompanied with symptoms of happiness, pleasure, and satisfaction.
We fought grandma because she kept stealing our oats, and over and over she just kept yelling "I'M SO CRANKSTIPATED."
Crankstipated by blonge July 10, 2026
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1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
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2. Movie
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3. Situation/Person/Decision
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
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