crankstipated

The feeling and outward emotion of being cranky due to constipation.

John was terribly crankstipated until he took a dump, relieved his constipation and his crankiness went away.

crankstipated by Spaulding Smails January 15, 2025

Crankstipated

Cranky + Constipated. When you are cranky cuz you need to poop.
Defecating is often accompanied with symptoms of happiness, pleasure, and satisfaction.

We fought grandma because she kept stealing our oats, and over and over she just kept yelling "I'M SO CRANKSTIPATED."

Crankstipated by blonge July 10, 2026

crapstipated 

adj : have difficult or incomplete or infrequent evacuation of crap.

adj : you can't crap no matter how hard you try, sometimes only gas comes out

see also fartstipated

That burrito is lodged in my belly and it won't come out, I am crapstipated.

crapstipated by alibree March 25, 2005

Crunkstipated 

When someone tries to dance but looks more like they need to take a big poop instead. This action may be accompanied by a look of intestinal distress upon the face of the Crunkstipated one.

Yo, check out Neils! that fool is Crunkstipated!

Crunkstipated by Zen Starcher October 18, 2006

crankstibate 

To get your penis hard on meth.

I need to crankstibate sooo bad

crankstibate by destinypaige November 5, 2011

Crankipated 

Cranky from the stummy being constipated.

She's being a bitch cause she's crankipated.

Crankipated by HarleyQueenV April 18, 2022