Definitions by blonge
Crankstipated
Cranky + Constipated. When you are cranky cuz you need to poop.
Defecating is often accompanied with symptoms of happiness, pleasure, and satisfaction.
Defecating is often accompanied with symptoms of happiness, pleasure, and satisfaction.
We fought grandma because she kept stealing our oats, and over and over she just kept yelling "I'M SO CRANKSTIPATED."
Crankstipated by blonge July 10, 2026