63 definitions by Tex-Mex Shawn C.
Greg gave Mary a White Christmas last night. However, it wasn't the White Christmas she'd hoped for!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
When a person changes their appearance in such a way that changes their looks too much for people to see them the same way anymore. Not quite as extreme as Jennifer Grey Syndrome.
Guy 1: Did you see Aleesha's new nose ring?
Guy 2: Yeah I never thought a girl like her would get one. I just don't like them.
Guy 1: Yeah me neither, she was hot before that. Now I just can't look at her the same.
Guy 2: She has Felicity Syndrome.
Guy 2: Yeah I never thought a girl like her would get one. I just don't like them.
Guy 1: Yeah me neither, she was hot before that. Now I just can't look at her the same.
Guy 2: She has Felicity Syndrome.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010
The person who sits in the crowd and feels the need to point out everything that is going on in the game very loudly to whoever he is sitting with. He or she usually has extensive knowledge of the sport at which they are attending, but feel the need to put this on display loudly and obnoxiously on every single play.
Guy 1: Never go to a game with Nick.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: He's a crowdcaster. He was shouting out every play in excruciating detail. I was thinking 'Dude shut up; we all know he missed the ball. You don't have to explain how he should have done it!'
Guy 2: I hate crowdcasters. Anyone crowdcasting should be banned from sports!
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: He's a crowdcaster. He was shouting out every play in excruciating detail. I was thinking 'Dude shut up; we all know he missed the ball. You don't have to explain how he should have done it!'
Guy 2: I hate crowdcasters. Anyone crowdcasting should be banned from sports!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 29, 2010
Anything having to do with the incredibly unreliable AOL program that causes you frustration and makes you want to punch someone in the face for having to put up with it. There are many situations involving AOL that are AOLame including:
1)When something on AOL screws up it's AOLame.
2)The amount of memory AOL uses while running, slowing your computer down significantly is AOLame.
3)When AOL crashes, that's AOLame.
4)When you are in a quiet setting, and you sign onto your AOL email and that guy says YOU'VE GOT MAIL! and everyone looks at you, that's AOLame.
5)When someone on AOL TOS you and your account gets blocked permanently without even being able to explain anything to an AOL person, that's definitely AOLame.
The list goes on and on with the AOL program.
The word AOLame derives from AOL AIM, the instant messaging program AOL uses. You combine AOLAIM, and you change it to mean Lame AOL, or AOLame.
1)When something on AOL screws up it's AOLame.
2)The amount of memory AOL uses while running, slowing your computer down significantly is AOLame.
3)When AOL crashes, that's AOLame.
4)When you are in a quiet setting, and you sign onto your AOL email and that guy says YOU'VE GOT MAIL! and everyone looks at you, that's AOLame.
5)When someone on AOL TOS you and your account gets blocked permanently without even being able to explain anything to an AOL person, that's definitely AOLame.
The list goes on and on with the AOL program.
The word AOLame derives from AOL AIM, the instant messaging program AOL uses. You combine AOLAIM, and you change it to mean Lame AOL, or AOLame.
Guy 1: Did you get that email Jeff sent everybody?
Guy 2: I don't know, let me check my AOL.
Guy 2: Ugh! This program sucks! It crashed on me!
Guy 1: Wow, that's AOLame!
Guy 2: I don't know, let me check my AOL.
Guy 2: Ugh! This program sucks! It crashed on me!
Guy 1: Wow, that's AOLame!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 23, 2010
An expression people say when they want someone to call a customer service phone number for a product or service. It comes from the idea that all companies have outsourced their customer service departments to another country, most notably India.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 10, 2010
A person who is caught doing something illegal by police who used Facebook statuses by said person to bring their illegal actions to light. Basically, police search for stuff on Facebook and people's incriminating status updates get them caught.
An example of a news story about a person who was Facebooked:
Police arrested a 23 year old Mark Johnson today for allegedly posting on Facebook that he was going to score a lot of money for his crystal meth earlier this week. He has been charged with owning and operating a meth lab and police say his statements on Facebook lead to his arrest after a quick search.
Police arrested a 23 year old Mark Johnson today for allegedly posting on Facebook that he was going to score a lot of money for his crystal meth earlier this week. He has been charged with owning and operating a meth lab and police say his statements on Facebook lead to his arrest after a quick search.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 20, 2010
When a guy takes a shit in a girl's vagina, then fucks her and pulls his penis out. It has shit all over it and it looks like a messy mexican crispito.
Guy 1: "Damn that's a freaky book you're reading!"
Guy 2: "I know, listen to this one. Shit in a girl's vagina then fuck her. That one's called a Mexican Crispito!"
Guy 1: "Eww wtf?!!!!"
Guy 2: "I know, listen to this one. Shit in a girl's vagina then fuck her. That one's called a Mexican Crispito!"
Guy 1: "Eww wtf?!!!!"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 22, 2010