oats

A reward or tribute given to a male after he has had sex with a woman.

In the Schrute family, we have a tradition, where when the male has sex with another woman, he is rewarded with a bag of wild oats left on his door step by his parents. You can use these oats to make oatmeal, bread, whatever you want. I don’t care - they’re your oats.

I just earned my oats today!

by robotHouse February 13, 2008

oats

Noun.

1. Sperm, with regard to being seeds. Used in phrases such as sow one's oats, which essentially alludes to procreation but at its most basic to having to sexual intercourse.

2. Sex. The informal phrase get ones oats meaning to have sex. E.g

1. "Drew Pal is off to the barn dance to sew his oats"

2. "You look a bit happy! Did you get your oats last night?"

by BroonBear May 17, 2010

oats

Oats- feelin ya self, big headed, ego

"you must really be feelin your oats today"

by JaeAnna April 15, 2004

oats

My damn name.

Hey Oats, Whats up.

by Oats January 27, 2004

oats

another name for cocaine.

"Hey man, do you know where i can get some oats?"

by suqadiq August 11, 2007

oats

When strongly agreeing to what one has to say.Just like saying "oh damn right"
Fuck Yeah

Announcer "Matthew Ridge is pretty ugly aye" ?

You: "Oh Fucken Oats Mate"

by Tom January 18, 2004

oats

short vesion of bloody oath or fucken oath. to approve of something.

johno : "you going to the pub tonight mate?"
macca : "oats"

by gfresha February 08, 2010