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Crankstitute

a girl/women or male I guess who trades sexual services for crank or meth in the Kirksville, MO area.
That girl is so dirty, she is such a crankstitute.
by SkullAnne July 22, 2010
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crackstitution

A governance document enforced and upheld by the leader of a government body who admits to smoking crack.
ex. Mayor Rob Ford enforces and upholds the crackstitution of the City of Toronto.
ex. Glenn Jessome cannot make sense of the government or legal systems of Toronto, because of the interpretations of their crackstitution.
ex. Not all of the people of Toronto smoke crack, however, 44% of them want to uphold the crackstitution.
by GlennyJ November 9, 2013
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Cranktitude

I'm experiencing some serious cranktitude today!
by CydInSLC January 18, 2011
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crackstitute

A person who sells themselves for the purpose of sucking dick and getting crack.(or other hard drug substance)
Not only is (insert name here) a hoe, but they are a crackstitute.
by bk1096 January 6, 2006
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cracktitute

by kimsissues June 24, 2009
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crackstituents

People who smoke crack with their favourite politician.
Mayor Ford smoked crack with his crackstituents.
by Crackstituent1 November 5, 2013
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crackstituents

People who vote for a candidate irregardless of their crack smoking or other ilicet behaviors
Jim: I cannot believe that Mayor Ford won that election
Bob: Well, He would have never won had it not been the large turn out of crackstituents
by what about bob? November 11, 2013
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