Crunkstipated

When someone tries to dance but looks more like they need to take a big poop instead. This action may be accompanied by a look of intestinal distress upon the face of the Crunkstipated one.

Yo, check out Neils! that fool is Crunkstipated!

by Zen Starcher October 18, 2006

cuntstipated

Verb: cuntstipate
1. cause to be cuntstipated

Adjective: cuntstipated
1. have difficult, incomplete or infrequent access to female genitals

Stan: Hey Greg, what's your sister doing this weekend?
Greg: Dunno numbnuts, why?
Stan: I have been a bit cuntstipated lately. I was thinking I might try and bum a shag off her.

by Scobar September 22, 2005

Cuntstipated

Emotional or spiritual blockage caused by having to deal with too many cunts in 1 day!!

Fuk me, i feel so cuntstipated today....

by DnBDuBzJunky November 10, 2018

Cuntstipated

A dating dry-spell. Not having the pleasures of the company of a woman in a very long time.

Gary: "When was the last time you got laid?"
Jeff: Dude, I've been cuntstipated for 4 months now."

by Dante S. February 19, 2007

cunstipated

When a woman is unable to climax

I'm so horny, but I just can't cum. I'm just cunstipated.

by Vunder S. Lutt April 15, 2017

Cuntstipated

(noun) - When a bitch or cunt is out of character by being nice.

Suzie is being really nice, maybe she's changed.

No she didn't she's just cuntstipated.

by DAVnCHAINS December 8, 2010

Cuntstipated

When a woman does not get her period on time

"Hey, Martha I got my period, and we are best friends. Did you get yours?"

"No, not yet, Shirley. I've been feeling cuntstipated. "

by _cunning_linguist_ June 2, 2018