When a man has to masturbate a little bit to get himself hard so he can have sex with a woman. He has to crank start it like an old Model T Ford.
Friend 1: "Man, you so old you probably have to cranksturbate."
Friend 2: "Nah homie, my shit works good. Ask yo mom."
Friend 2: "Nah homie, my shit works good. Ask yo mom."
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Person 1: holy shit to a have to crap!
Person 2:nah, i see your boner, you are just trying to go crapsturbate.
Person 1: no i'm not
Person 2: yes you are
Person 1: this conversation is long
Person 2: yes is it, are you going to crapsturbate or not?
Person 1 leaves to masturbate.
Person 2:nah, i see your boner, you are just trying to go crapsturbate.
Person 1: no i'm not
Person 2: yes you are
Person 1: this conversation is long
Person 2: yes is it, are you going to crapsturbate or not?
Person 1 leaves to masturbate.
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