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Neils

a unit of macage named after the infamous Neil Patrick Harris based on the metric system. The Neil is the amount of macage it takes to get a girl, with hotness rated at 1 (out of ten), to give you her number.

13 Neils converts to about 69.89 Don Juans
" That girl took at least 70 Neils to hook up with"

" He macked a full kiloNeil to go out with her"
by godless15 December 10, 2009
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Neils

amazing dude with 6 packs most handsome beau-gosse man youll see
written by Neils
by neils bg aka sunquick4u December 5, 2023
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Neils Children

A british band from Cheshunt, England formed in 1999. They started out as more of a Mod-Beat band, then turned into a Post-punk revival band, got some attention when they toured with The Horrors, then became a Zombie Garage band. Their new album X. Enc is awesome and I recommend it to anyone who likes simular bands, or obscure Indie bands.
"If Neils Children never formed, The Horrors would never exist... or atleast be the same band."

"Neils Children (also refered to as NEiLS CHiLDREN) were the first Zombie Garage band, or as some people call it The New Thing... they were a huge influence on a lot of the bands as well, like Electricity in Our Homes and S.C.U.M"
by Dani Sexbat August 14, 2009
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Neils Bohr

One of the most instrumental atomic theorists, Neils Bohr was the first to acknowledge that electrons orbit the nucleus instead of the commonly accepted "plum pudding" atom model. Made the first 3D model of an atom, but was completely wrong about almost everything associated with atoms.
by Jordon December 11, 2003
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Chad Neils

Chad Neils is cool! lol epic !

new chad neils upload - https ://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_XZuBohK2E
Member of chad neils: hello lads i am a member of chad neils
Functioning member of society: please leave me alone
Member of chad neils: fucking kill yourself
by Geedon March 13, 2021
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O'neils

Breasts

Tatum O'Neil > Tatums > Tits
Holy fuck, her O'neils are stunning!
by Joshua James October 9, 2006
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Raid Neils Choc Box

Neil's Choc Box - A homosexual term.
A homosexual man may request to enter his partner by asking whether he can "Raid Neils Choc Box".

Term originates from the Midlands area local to Derby. Has recently be seen in use in the south London area,
by The Keebler111 January 7, 2014
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