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a unit of macage named after the infamous Neil Patrick Harris based on the metric system. The Neil is the amount of macage it takes to get a girl, with hotness rated at 1 (out of ten), to give you her number.

13 Neils converts to about 69.89 Don Juans
" That girl took at least 70 Neils to hook up with"

" He macked a full kiloNeil to go out with her"
Neils by godless15 December 10, 2009
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Neils Children 

A british band from Cheshunt, England formed in 1999. They started out as more of a Mod-Beat band, then turned into a Post-punk revival band, got some attention when they toured with The Horrors, then became a Zombie Garage band. Their new album X. Enc is awesome and I recommend it to anyone who likes simular bands, or obscure Indie bands.
"If Neils Children never formed, The Horrors would never exist... or atleast be the same band."

"Neils Children (also refered to as NEiLS CHiLDREN) were the first Zombie Garage band, or as some people call it The New Thing... they were a huge influence on a lot of the bands as well, like Electricity in Our Homes and S.C.U.M"
Neils Children by Dani Sexbat August 14, 2009

Neils Bohr 

One of the most instrumental atomic theorists, Neils Bohr was the first to acknowledge that electrons orbit the nucleus instead of the commonly accepted "plum pudding" atom model. Made the first 3D model of an atom, but was completely wrong about almost everything associated with atoms.
Neils Bohr by Jordon December 11, 2003

Chad Neils 

Chad Neils is cool! lol epic !

new chad neils upload - https ://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_XZuBohK2E
Member of chad neils: hello lads i am a member of chad neils
Functioning member of society: please leave me alone
Member of chad neils: fucking kill yourself
Chad Neils by Geedon March 13, 2021
Breasts

Tatum O'Neil > Tatums > Tits
O'neils by Joshua James October 9, 2006

Raid Neils Choc Box 

Neil's Choc Box - A homosexual term.
A homosexual man may request to enter his partner by asking whether he can "Raid Neils Choc Box".

Term originates from the Midlands area local to Derby. Has recently be seen in use in the south London area,
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
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