Skip to main content

Tea Party Confederate 

A small faction of the Tea Party that is extremely racist and are generally birthers. They have claimed Obama is Muslim in addition to other ridiculous allegations. Found primarily in southern U.S. states like Alabama, Mississippi, and Georgia, they often can be seen attending Klan rallies and Neo-Confederate gatherings in addition to mailbombing members of congress.
During the government shutdown, a group of Tea Party Confederates gathered in front of the White House waving Confederate flags and shouting racial slurs.
Related Words

Confederate Barbarian Theory. 

Confederate Barbarian Theory is a very advanced theory in history, which combines elements from mathmatics, economics, and philosophy relating to the civil war and its causes. While the common man might say slavery or a well educated man might say closer to southern aggression to civilization and freedom might be the cause of the civil war the intellectual man will know the logical conclusion of this. It is in opposition to retarded lost cause theories which content the confederacy worthy of being part of western civilization.

Confederate Barbarian Theory disproves entirely lost cause cuckery with facts, logic, and remaining true to General SHERMAN. It states that the confederates were barbarians whomst sought to destroy freedom, America, civilization, and liberty in order to forge a new dark age of evil where evil weak men would enslave strong superior men.
Weak men say: war of northern aggression
normie men say: civil war
strong men say: war of southern aggression
SRTONK MAN SAY: Confederate Barbarian Theory.

Confederate Pig Dick

1.) Someone who is offended and threatened by those who are slightly different from themselves. They are particularly fearful of people of color, women, LGTB, non-Christians, anyone who is educated or who has brown eyes and comes from a culture that promotes acceptance, love, family, and nurturing children.

2.) Someone who is willfully ignorant and hateful.

3.) Any man who is intimidated by female power and refers to women as: bimbos, fat pigs, dogs, slobs, disgusting animals, etc. He makes a point of trying to insult, belittle, stereotype and sexualize in order to feel superior to women.

4.) Anyone who gets turned on by confederate flag titty covers and a battle flag pussy shield.

5.) Someone who uses bacon grease as lube and sings/hums Dixie while getting it on.
What’s wrong with the president?

Awww, him... he’s a confederate pig dick.

Why was he elected?

He wasn’t, he lost by 3 million votes... we’re in the midst of a fascist economic coup using racism and xenophobia to distract the public while we’re bankrupted into poverty as a nation.

Oh, that’s weird. I’m gonna watch TV & check Facebook. Are you sure you’re not projecting? Maybe you’re the confederate pig dick.

You’ll only know if you dribble bacon grease on my beer can and get started you disgusting slut. (“O, I wish I was in the land of cotton...”).
Confederate Pig Dick by Eye.of.Ra February 5, 2019

Congealed Beef 

Congealed Beef was a very good athlete
Congealed Beef by FLANYC November 13, 2011

Confederate Breakfast

A Bojangle's biscuit and a Pepsi, preferably consumed between the hours of 6:00-8:00 a.m. The staple diet of white trash southerners.
Redneck #1 You need to get you a Confederate Breakfast!

Redneck #2 I done did! Just finished my Pepsi and it ain't even 7:00 a.m. yet!

immaculate congestion

When traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along -- and then suddenly everyone returns to normal high speeds without passing an accident, stalled car, or road construction.
We spent 45 minutes bumper-to-bumper for no reason?!? It must be immaculate congestion.
Word of the Day on December 16, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
Next