Bojangle

Something you will never get because of your L rizz.
Basically it is a pussy.
Treal: You got good pussy, girl?
CJ: It's Bojangle!
Girl: (Walks away)
by LeFacts November 12, 2022
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Bojangle

Noun. Bojangle (plural brojangles)
One who has been shaped by a series of maladaptive sociosexual traits for not less than twenty five years ; one who has turned to error as a result of a nonexistent or underdeveloped sexual organs; one who has turned to a twisted sense of values or morals entwined with self harm/degrading and generally frowned upon cuckoldery in order to relate to their shortcomings; A person whose sexual habits are not considered acceptable.

Synonym: (slang) Boje, Pleasure Bean, Leee’s property

Antonyms: alphamale, lovable, hung.

Usage: That Bojangle was trying to spy on us while we changed clothes; A Bojangle assaulted Maria with its tiny pleasure bean; Leee the sadistic homosexual hasn’t got himself a Bonjangle since 1991; Roddey is a Bojangle and so is his son; As you can see, the Doberman has been held captive by a Bojangle.

Usage notes: In contemporary usage, Bojangle is usually understood to refer to a sexually perverted person who turns to a particularly dark form of perversion, and feigns a persona of emotional and spiritual enlightenment while attempting to harm their ugly genitalia. A Bojangle will emit unsettling energy detected most potently by Pug dogs. Traditionally the word was mainly associated with persons of false religious beliefs, cultism, self delusion and a deep hatred for their inability to be liked, loved or tolerated by any person whatsoever.
I haven’t seen someone pretend to be happy, yet loathe themselves and hurt their sexual organs for the pleasure of post op transsexuals since 1991 - they are a Bojangle
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verb: to smoke a blunt and take bong rips in either a) the same sitting or b) the same time- the latter of which referring to the act of placing the blunt into the bowl piece and ripping it through the bong.

bojangled, bojangeling, bojangler(s). slang: to jangle'
Marco: Do you want to hit this bong or smoke a blunt tonight?
Guzzi: Eh. We could bojangle.
Marco: Sounds good to me.

{the next day}

Marco: Dude, I don't remember anything from last night.
Guzzi: I know, me too!
Marco: Why did we bojangle!?
by heylookitsmarco4 August 18, 2009
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To manipulate the situation - A chance that turns out in your favor - usually involves shmoozing
I hit on the flight attendant, and totally bojangled another pack of peanuts.

We bojangled our way into the club because my cousin is the Bouncer.

If you don't know how to tie a knot, just Bojangle it.
by Ali-Nav-18 September 07, 2007
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When a girl sucks your balls really hard then pulls her mouth off so it makes a popping sound
Bob: Did you and Clair have fun last night?

Chester: Yeah she bojangled me so hard!
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A very nasty vagina. Rost beef like
I pulled this girls panties off and she had a Bojangle so I left in a flash
by Anthony Dellose June 08, 2007
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Mashing potatoes with a girls boobs, then eating the potatoes.
I just got some potatoes....wanna bojangle? ;{D
by DJ Slick Fingers January 07, 2011
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