Bumper

A rolled cigarette made using the leftover tobacco from other unfinished cigarettes.
Unlike other definitions here, this is actually used in the real world.
Australian origin.

Unemplyed guy 1: Fuck I'm outta ciggies cunt!

Unemployed guy 2: Shit, we'll have to roll a bumper.

Bumper by Dickhead Savant November 28, 2014

Bumper

(Verb) “To Bumper one’s crypto” - A boss move of absolute brilliance where a savvy crypto holder uses the Bumper protocol to shield their tokens from the unpredictable swings of downside volatility.

Derived from the innovative DeFi protocol, this action combines technological prowess with financial wizardry, offering a safety net in the roller-coaster world of cryptocurrencies.

“Dude, I just Bumpered my whole stash of ETH. I ain’t afraid of no bears…”

Bumper by Pope_of_defi July 3, 2023

bumper

a booty, typically female

pull up to my bumper

bumper by fizzle March 24, 2004

Bumper

A small device for dispensing doses of cocaine or crank.

Yo man, lemme see that bumper, I need to get my ass lifted.

Bumper by jimmy April 30, 2003

Bumper

A 40 oz. bottle of malt liquor.

Pick me up a bumper of Micky's from the store.

Bumper by Nick Sangia March 26, 2003

Bumper

(London UK black Slang) A woman with realy petruding curves, ie: Enormouse tits and/or giant round arse. My type of woman.

I would love to bone Sherell! She's BUMPER man!

Bumper by Kilo Lobo June 14, 2003

Bumper

A stupid, incompetent person. Somebody who is totally uncomprehending and unaware of basic requirements in a range of social contexts. Also, somebody who is incapable of performing routine tasks.

Used in parts of Australia as a noun ("You're a bumper, mate!") and occasionally as an adjective, e.g "He supports a bumper football team."

"That bloke is useless, He's a total bumper!"

"He's too much of a bumper to ever work that out!"

"Only a bumper wouldn't be able to do that."

"That's a bumper thing to do!"

Bumper by Jay De July 19, 2009