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congealed 

adj. See "hideous gorgon splurge."
"George Bush's brains have <I>congealed</I>."

Congealed Beef 

Congealed Beef was a very good athlete
Congealed Beef by FLANYC November 13, 2011

Congealed Cream 

When human sperm sits in a male or females' mouth for a long period time it begins to solidify, curdle, and or congeal; creating congealed cream.
Example (Female): I waited too long to swallow, and it become congealed cream...it tasted like cottage cheese.

Congealed Slime Mentality

A Chaotic-Neutral character with a bad personality.
Why does the villain have such a big congealed slime mentality though?

congested 

It means when you’re sick and can’t breath and your noes is stuck with mucus and your face hurts.
My friend was congested so he could not go to school
congested by Littlesueisdabomb February 26, 2018

concealer stick 

A subtle way to talk about a vibrator. Most men will think you are talking about make up
Jenny: oh looks like I need to pick up a new concealer stick

Brad: you spend too much money on make up

Jenny: but my concealer stick makes me happy... can I borrow 50 bucks? I need to get the one with two different ends on it

Brad: *hands over cash* hope this makes you happy

Jenny: *evil grin* you have no idea
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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