conflagulate

To join together in a destructive manner

Conflagulate: Criminals conflagulating to commit a greater crime

by Janie Byrken October 18, 2008

conflatulations

When a fart is so loud and smelly that the fart receives compliments

Sully received conflatulations when he ripped a nasty ass bomb

by jrky March 4, 2009

Conflogulate

To wear your hoodie or sweatshirt only on your arms, but not over your entire body.

When my arms get cold, I like to conflogulate.

I don't conflogulate in public because it's inconvenient.

by getsome.com October 14, 2011

conflatulations

Gaseous emissions offered in appreciation or praise, usually due to a significant accomplishment on the part of the conflatulationee. Emissions may proceed from any oriface. Adjective form "conflatulatory" is also valid.

The guys at the bar offered their sincere conflatulations to Edgar after he won the chili dog eating contest.

by Ploxis May 13, 2005

Confagulations

1. When two gay persons enter marriage and one wishes to sarcastically congratulate them

2. Sarcastic congratulation to anyone you dislike

1. Bob: "Scott and Ted finally tied the knot."
Tim: "Well, confagulations to them..."

2. Rick: "Hey guys, I just financed a new BMW!"
Walter: "Confagulations."

by Ryan D. Ellis December 22, 2008

conflaguration

Tough to comprehend. A disorganized mess. Diffucult situation.

My word Dr. Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, your name is quite the conflaguration. I am not certain I can spell your name, let alone pronouce it correctly.

by Ryan Bonnell January 11, 2009

conflagrate

From the word conflagration, meaning a large fire. Stealth, or code, for blazing. Pronounced Con-Flag-Great. Often used around parents or those who do not approve of smoking.

Parent: (listening to conversation)
Guy 1: So man, are we gonna conflagrate later?
Guy 2: Yes.

by Conflagrater1 July 24, 2009