Conflogulate 

To wear your hoodie or sweatshirt only on your arms, but not over your entire body.

When my arms get cold, I like to conflogulate.

I don't conflogulate in public because it's inconvenient.

Conflogulate by getsome.com October 14, 2011

confobulate 

to mess up on grammar, verb tense, or just sound like you're fresh off the boat.

Sarah totally confobulated by saying: "Johnny was thirsty so he went and got two bottle of water."

confobulate by Da Longster April 2, 2008

conflagulate 

To join together in a destructive manner

Conflagulate: Criminals conflagulating to commit a greater crime

conflagulate by Janie Byrken October 18, 2008

conflabulate

to distract oneself from folly
(to talk shit)

jim conflabulates all the time

conflabulate by Jim Smith (spelled with an i not with a y) May 1, 2004

conflatulate 

1. An expression used to congradulate someone on a worthy fart (conflatulations)

2. To sarcastically congradulate someone, as if their achievement was worthy only of a fart

3. To congradulate someone with a fart

1. "Naveen, did you just fart?" "yeah" "conflatulations man, i think they can smell that one nextdoor"

2. Shivank: Hey guys I got an 86 on my exam!
Matt: Conflatulations, the average was a 95

3. My little brother graduated highschool so i conflatulated him infront of his friends.

conflatulate by MSmits5 September 14, 2008

conglobulate 

when creamer poured or shaken into a cup of coffee fails to dissolve properly after stirring well and just floats around in the coffee in little unabsorbed blobs or globs making the beverage somewhat unappealing to consume.

That peppermint mocha creamer may be out of date because it conglobulated in my coffee this morning.

conglobulate by BoeZoe May 28, 2010

Conflabulate

Growing fat with the one you love.

"Let's grow old and conflabulate together". The ultimate romantic statement.

Conflabulate by Oh Carolina December 11, 2015